"I'm going shopping!! Anyone want anything?!" Rhode asked.
*Crash*
"YOU ASS!!"
*Thump*
"FUCK YOU!!"
*Gunshots*
"PIECE OF SHIT!!"
Rhode rolled his eyes. "Guess not." Rhode Island threw on his favorite yellow hoodie and left the statehouse.
+Time skip+
Rhode was strolling through the aisles of SamsClub. Looking for the Cereal aisle, it's hard to walk around in the store when you're shorter than the shopping carts. Especially when all the other states are busy and you keep getting mistaken as a lost child by the staff. That and buying food for him and Connecticut could be hard since he is picky.
"Excuse me, child. Do you know where the bakery is?" Was that Alaska? The same sort of Accent but it was heavier and sounded a bit more feminine. YO DID ALASKA HAVE A SISTER AND NOT TELL HIS BFF WHAT THE-
"Pardon me, ma'am. I am not a child." Rhode turned to see a fucking giant ass woman. She had bleach blond hair, bright green eyes, and very pale skin. For some odd reason, she was in a big brown trench coat with brown pants to match. Big black boots, and a cart behind her filled with different things. She was huge, a solid three or four times the size of the Alaskan himself. "Oh, my apologies. Mr...?" Rhode had a hard time seeing her face from his height. Damn... He really is short as hell.
"I'm Rhode Island. And you are...?" The woman bent down a bit to get a better look at him. "Russia. Nice to meet you comrade." She shook his hand. So... This is Moscow's mom? "You are one of the American states, Да?"
"Uhhh... Yes?" Russia stared at him for a bit. Contemplating a lot. "So you aren't all fat pigs?" She looked honestly confused.
"WHAT?!"
"My родной брат said you all were... I've never really met one in person before..." She grabbed his cheeks and just started examining him. Then she sort of smiled. "You're actually kinda Милый! Милый and небольшой!"
"Uhhh thank you...?" Rhode Island couldn't understand a word this woman was even saying to him. She seemed nice but still. Like... Did she say he was ugly or some shit?!
"Oh. Right English. Uhh. I said you were cute and small. I mean comrade you could be one of those American squish toys." She patted the smaller male's head. Rhode looked down frowning a bit. "M-Maybe you shouldn't talk about height like that ma'am..."
"Hmm? How come?"
"W-Well maybe someone is a little insecure about their height..." Rhode rubbed the back of his head nervously. Russia gasped. "I AM SO SORRY!! I HAD NO IDEA!! ГЛУПЫЙ!!" She hit herself in the head a few times. "I personally thought your height was adorable I didn't mean to hurt your feelings!!" Rhode smiled, it's not often you get complimented for being short ya know. "Thanks!"
"First time being in America and actually socializing with an American and I blew it..." She mumbled. Burying her face in her sleeve, embarrassed as hell. The only reason she was here is that Moscow had a meeting here in a week. And of course, as a curious mom, she wanted to come along. "Hey! It's not your fault it's your first time. Anyway, I'll take you to the bakery."
Rhode Island grabbed his cereal tossing it in his cart before leading the Russian to the bakery at the back of the store. "Thank you, comrade. Also, I am very sorry about the inconvenience..."
"It's not a problem! And it's fine really." Russia smiled softly. This little man reminded her of her son when he was younger. "I should really pick up this food now tho... Пока-пока- oh said no... Bye-bye!!" Russia walked off waving back at Rhode.
"Bye!!"
+Time skip+
"I'M HOME!!" Rhode Island yelled carrying in a few bags. "There ya are bud!! Where'd ya go?" Alaska asks taking the bags from him. "I was buying somethings then I ran into some woman... She was kinda nice!" Alaska was kinda nosey soooooo-
"What's her name?"
"Uhhh Russia. She was like four or five the size of you!!" Alaska paused for a minute he swears he's heard that name before. Whatever, not really important now. "Nice. Need some help with the rest of those bags."
"Is that even a question? YES, I'M FUCKING SHORT MAN-!!"
Translations from google but it said these meant:
родной брат: Brother
Милый and небольшой: Cute and small
Глупый: Stupid
I assume ya knew this one but Пока-пока: Bye-Bye :)
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