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by ImWeridOk

by ImWeridOk

My dumbass just had the idea that News sources are now personified.

So enjoy a few stupid head cannons.

CNN and Fox would probably kill each other or fuck each other. Depends on the mood-

Sky News is so sick of all these American shits they have to deal with daily-

ABC is so confused and just wants to keep the peace.

NYT hates everyone and is the oldest and the wisest out of them all.

NYT had an old rival that had died shortly after the civil war. His name was Enquirer and according to her, he sucked ass-
But she wouldn't admit at the time she had a bit of a crush on him.

NewsMax (My dumbass realized I called it MaxNews lol-) fights with FoxNews all the time.

CNN is like one of the only main southern news channels. And likes to flex on that fact.

Sky News comes to visit. Then they seem to regret it almost every time.

CNN snuggles with Atlanta and Geo while casually flipping off Fox.

I just get the vibe that Max would spend money on stupid shit, like ice cream shoes-

ABC is like D.C but a news channel trying to stop CNN (could be Cali) and Fox (probably Tex) from fighting.

Sky needs some sort of break. So does ABC.

I feel like NY would like NYT the best out of all of them because she is the most relatable to him.

Coffee isn't just a drink. It's a way of life.

CNN would be really good at arguing.

Fox acts kinda like a fox-

Sky would honestly be a sassy bitch who would roast anyone who pissed them off-

Fox, Max, and CNN kept fighting back and forth about the election.

No idea lol

;w;

(Don't know a lot of News thingys anyway)