Florida: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Kentucky: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Hawaii: I dropped a hairdryer on my leg once and burned it.
Louie: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Cali: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
N.Y:
N.Y: I have emotional scars.
Connecticut: Aye bro same :D
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D.C: Utah if god exists why am I still living?
Utah: What do you mean...?
D.C: I've prayed for the end of my existence.
I.D.C: D.C WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS-
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*State Capitals Playing G-mod prop hunt*
Atlanta: *Turns into a chair* Ya know what guys, just take a seat.
Little Rock: Yeah just take a seat.
Sacramento: STOP MOVING!!!!
Atlanta: JUST TAKE A SEAT!!!
Little Rock: TAKE A SEAT!!
Boise: gUys-
Little Rock: NO JUST TAKE A SEAT!!
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Tallahassee: Ok, so you brought me in here today. But I thought I had brought you in here today.
Atlanta: You've just been acting bananas
Tallahassee: N-No. No. See, Atlanta your job has been subpar since you've started working here.
Atlanta: WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP CALLING ME SUBPAR!! I'M OK AT GOLF I GET EAGLES ALL THE TIME!!!
Tallahassee: Ok, ok. See that's number one-
Atlanta: *Turns into a chair again out of salt*
Tallahassee: AND THAT'S NUMBER TWO!! YOU CAN'T JUST STAY WHO YOU ARE YOU'RE ALWAYS CHANGING!!!
Atlanta: I am what I was born to be.
Tallahassee: Fair. But the real reason I brought you here today was to take your place and fire you.
Atlanta: But we found the drawings in your desk, we know they were yours-
Atlanta: YOU HAVEN'T BEEN COLORING INSIDE THE LINES FOR WEEKS!!
Tallahassee: IT'S CALLED BEING CREATIVE!!! OK!!!
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Texas: *doing the dishes*
Florida: *whispers in his ear* It's a crime to pay more than a dime.
Texas: You're about to pay with your life in a second.
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Geo: You know what I like about this wall Mary
Mary: What?
Geo: The fact that you're here with me.
Mary: Awwww~ no u
Geo: No u
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N.Y: WHY THE FUCK YOU LYING?!
Mass: WHY YOU ALWAYS LYING!?
PA: OMG STOP FUCKING LYING!!
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Virginia: *cutting a carrot while staring directly at west*
West Virginia: *Scared shaking*
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Gov: Do our friends hate us...
D.C: Or do we need to sleep.
I.D.C: sleep dumbasses.
District: I mean I can hate you if it makes you feel better
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