Texas: EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!
*A bunch of cows surrounds him*
Texas: IF ONE OF Y'ALL MESS WITH MY POST WHILE IT'S STILL SETTING!!
Texas: *Points at Sarah, the baby cow* I'MA EAT THAT ONE!!
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Texas: Thanks for stopping by my ranch guys!!
Oklahoma: *High pitched screaming*
Cali: What's happening?!
Texas: I trained my chickens to attack Oklahoma...
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Geo: *Enters a room* Tex.. I'm lost-
Texas: *Laying in bed with a bunch of sheep* .-.
Geo: ...
Geo: Can I join?
Texas: Of course dad :D
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California: So... Whatcha got there Tex?
Texas: *Cuddling with Sarah* Nothing...
Cali: I can see the cow.
Texas: THE COW HAS A NAME SIR-
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Texas: YOU GOT THIS KATIE!! I BELIEVE IN YOU!!
Katie (Chicken): :)
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Texas: *yeets a chicken nugget into the chicken coop*
The chickens: *Start eating it*
Texas: :O
k I'm out of ideas-
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Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
Fanfiction.-. Hai? Idk wut to put here
