Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like

A CROSS OVER- HOLY SHIT

Cali woke up from a nice slumber. Probably the best he'd had in a while. California knew all that would probably change as soon as he got out of bed so why not stay a little longer. The Golden State rolled over in his warm bed, wrapping his blanket around him and his eyes fluttering shut. "CALI CALI CALI WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!" Florida yells, bragging into the room. "What did you do this time..." He groans. "I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING- JUST COME WITH ME!!" The sunshine state dragged him into the living room where seven strangers sat on their sofa.

"The hell..?"

"Can you get that gun out my face?" Asked one looking directly at Texas. They had a flag that looked like New York as their face, hell, they even dressed a lot like him too. Big black jacket, Red beanie, and a small pink skirt. "Who the hell are you?" California asks. The female state turned to him. "Who's asking?" Another 'state' groaned and stood up. Earning a gun aimed at their head. "My name is D.C, and these are some of my acceptances, New York, Texas, Alaska, California, Florida, and Louisiana." He points to the other states besides him. "Yeah, what he said now put the damn gun away or I'll bite your fucking eyes out." New York threatens. Gov pats Texas's arm and he lowers the gun. "Ok, so how did we get here?" the other California asks fixing his sunglasses. "Wait... Louie... What did you do..?"

The man gulped. "Accidentally summoned a portal to another dimension while doing witchcraft.." Female Louisiana laughs. "Sha that's why we got here! I could have told ya that! I saw you and Texas fall in during one of those fights you have all the time. Then New York jumped in to try and get you, then Florida pushed Alaska in. Then we jumped in together." Alaska slaps the flagged Florida. "Bitch..."

"OW! SORRY JEEZ!"

"This is getting really confusing..." Complained The still very sleepy state. "WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU WEARING?!?!" California yelled quickly getting off the couch running to his counterpart. "W-what? What's wrong with what im wearing?"
"Oh, nothing! I just wouldn't be caught dead in something like that unless it's summer."

"Cali leaves the kid alone, let 'em wear what he wants." California rolls his eyes and looks back at the flagged Texas. "Shut the fuck up, cowboy. Just giving him a small makeover!" The state drags the other off. "He's fucked ain't he?" Texas laughs. "The hell do you mean?" Gov asks the lone star state. "Oh well, California gets way too carried away when it comes to fashion."

"Another thing, Florida will bite. Not only that he has really sharp teeth..." The blue-faced Alaska announces and Florida flashes a bright smile, showing off his sharp teeth. "Ew-"

Meanwhile with the Californias. "So do people like you where you're from?" Statehouse California asks. Messing with his beanie. The other howls with laughter. Shocking the other state. "N-no! But at least they tolerate me." He chuckles a bit more. "Oh wait actually my mother and uncle love me."

"Must be nice..."

"It could be better ya know but-OH MY THIS IS PERFECT!!" The statehuman pulls out a suit, similar to Gov's and D.C's. Black silk and white-collar. No tie but he could make it work. "Oh, I only wear that for special occasions." The other rolled his eyes again and threw it at him. "Put it on!" The state leaves the room. Cali sighs, he wasn't a big fan of suits but he did want to impress this other California. He definitely had more of a fresh out of LA vibe. He shrugged quickly changing into the suit. "Done!"

"You look amazing hun! Now we gotta do something about that hair." The other state patted his head. "And maybe some accessories... Hmmmmm. I can make do." He takes off his golden LA necklace and places it on the other. "But isn't this-?"

"Keep it, I got plenty more at home anyway." California nods adjusting his sleeves. It felt really odd to wear something so... Different... He did love the necklace tho. It put the outfit together. "Do you happen to have a brush and or a comb? I can't find any." asks the other state. "No. I don't usually use one. Normally I'd borrow from New York if it was something important." He laughed at his own awkwardness. He hadn't talked to someone he hadn't known in quite a while. "Then I'll steal one of his! Be right back me!" Then the flagged California left again. He kinda liked talking to his counterpart. A lot easier than talking to anyone else. "NEW YORK!!!" He yelled running back into the living room.

"WHAT?!?! WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!" They yelled in unison. "Comb." N.Y hands him one. "Now leave us alone. Now, who's this London guy?" Then they started gossiping again amongst themselves. He skipped back to the room. "Sit!"

+Time skip because im confused+

"AMAZING!" The other state clasped his hands together looking at his masterpiece. "C-could I wear my beanie again?" Asked the other who was indeed red in the face embarrassment. "Sure thing! Now we have to show the others!"

"Do we have to??"

"Did I stutter..."

The statehuman dragged the other back into the living room. "INTRODUCING ME!!! NEW AND IMPROVED!!!" He yelled. Showing off his masterpiece. "Damn.." Texas mumbled looking Cali up and down. "Wait you- HOLY SHIT!!" The other screamed.
"Not again Texas..." D.C groaned. "YO HE WAIT NO HOLD ON HE LIKES YOU-"

"Yeah I mean we're dating." Cali says and Flagged Texas's eyes get wider.

"WHAT THE FU-"

Ending of story also I got my sign first try and wanted to show off B)
And an another photo that could have made cover lol
(most likely will make a part 2)