Florida: Shit...
Geo: What?
Florida: N-nothing dad...
Geo: *Not noticing the globe that's on fire down the hall* Oh ok :)
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Oklahoma: What's going on? Where's Florida?
Texas: He's outside threatening Zeus.
Oklahoma: What-?
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Florida: *Holding D.C's golf club* IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?!
Florida: STRIKE ME DOWN ZEUS!! YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS-
Florida: *gets hit by lighting*
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N.Y: What is my life...
Cali: Like mine. Shit.
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D.C: *having a mental breakdown*
Cali: *walks by him* yo same bro-
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Mass: Florida. Look at me.
Florida: Ok
Mass: I've heard staring at the sun for too long hurts your eyes but I don't think I'll look away.
Florida: Awww Mass that's sweet~
N.Y: WHY IS THIS ALWAYS IN FRONT OF ME!?
Connecticut: Could be worse... They could be fucking.
N.Y: Fair enough.
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PA: Son. It's 3 am...
Louie: *Making some voodoo dolls* Do you want one?
PA: I-
PA: Yes. What do you have?
Louie: I got France, Florida but that's mine, Geo-
PA: I want Geo- please
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D.C & Gov: *insert some random conversation*
Louie: *Takes out a D.C voodoo doll and starts nibbling his neck*
D.C: S-so I ah~!
Gov: Dude. The fuck-
Louie: *WhEeZe*
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Tokyo: Are you ok?
Gov's brain: With you I am-
Gov: Y-yeah... Florida set the swing set at a park on fire but other than that...
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POV: Someone interrupted the bois-
N.Y, Wyoming, & Alaska: *Chilling in the Wilderness*
Texas: *Walks in*
N.Y: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
Wy: YEAH FUCK OFF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH TO BE IN HERE
Alaska: GO FUCK OFF MATE
Texas: I JUST WANTED TO TELL YA DINNER IS READY CHILL-
N.Y: FUCK OFF
Wy: WE AIN'T HUNGRY DICKHEAD
Alaska: WE'RE FUCKING DEPRESSED EAT SHIT AND FUCK OFF-
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Indiana: Guys... Someone called me stupid...
Alabama & Ohio: Hold. My. Alcohol.
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Nebraska: You never stop seeing. You just cover your eyes for a second-
Missouri: I'm gonna figure out a way to kill myself if you don't stop.
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