(PARKOUR ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Sorry I love these guys anyway enjoy-)
Some dude: *trying to insult Florida* Suck my dick
Florida: How much ya gonna pay me?
Dude: Wha-What are ya gay?!
Florida: Yeah-
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Ohio: *having a good day*
Michigan: *breaths*
Ohio: SHUT THE FUCK UP-
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Florida: I'M CRAZY CALI
Cali: C-calm dow-
Florida: I'D SUCK DICK FOR BUS MONEY
Florida: AND THEN WALK HOME
N.Y: I need to like- move... join Canada... I don't wanna live anymore I swear-
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Texas: And I have a ranch that's bigger than Rhode Island!
Alaska: And I am twice the size of you leave my son alone.
Texas: S-shut up >:C
Rhode: :)
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*N.Y playing Minecraft parkour with Mass but he rigged the map*
N.Y: I *beeping*JUMPED ON THE BLOCK AND IT KILLED ME?!?!
Mass: Maybe you're just bad.
N.Y: N-NO I DID IT.
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Mass: COMPLEMENT MY OVERALLS IS IT THAT HARD?!
N.Y: YA KNOW WHAT, they remind me of Georgia
Mass: THAT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT!!
Mass: YOU'RE JUST SAYING THEY REMIND YOU OF GEORGIA'S OVERALLS
N.Y: Yeah he wears overalls :)
Mass: What's wrong with mine?
N.Y: Georgia has some nice overalls :D
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N.Y: Just. Press. The. *beep*ing. Spacebar.
Mass: OH WAIT I GET IT THAT'S THE NAME OF THE MAP!! :D
N.Y: I already beat the map...
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N.Y: Wanna hear what I think about this map-
Mass: Sure
N.Y: This is a *beep* piece of *beep* *beep* Beep* *beeping continues*
N.Y: *sobbing* and I hate this map and I wanna stop-
Mass: *wheeze*
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Greg: I'm not paid enough for any of this
N.Y: At least you were paid...
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Louie: Floridaaaaaaaaaa
Florida: yes?
Louie: Cali's on fire wanna roast marshmallows?
Florida: YES >:D
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
Fanfiction.-. Hai? Idk wut to put here
