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(PARKOUR ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Sorry I love these guys anyway enjoy-)



Some dude: *trying to insult Florida* Suck my dick

Florida: How much ya gonna pay me?

Dude: Wha-What are ya gay?!

Florida: Yeah-

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Ohio: *having a good day* 

Michigan: *breaths* 

Ohio: SHUT THE FUCK UP-

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Florida: I'M CRAZY CALI

Cali: C-calm dow-

Florida: I'D SUCK DICK FOR BUS MONEY

Florida: AND THEN WALK HOME

N.Y: I need to like- move... join Canada... I don't wanna live anymore I swear-

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Texas: And I have a ranch that's bigger than Rhode Island!

Alaska: And I am twice the size of you leave my son alone.

Texas: S-shut up >:C

Rhode: :)

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*N.Y playing Minecraft parkour with Mass but he rigged the map*

N.Y: I *beeping*JUMPED ON THE BLOCK AND IT KILLED ME?!?!

Mass: Maybe you're just bad.

N.Y: N-NO I DID IT.

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Mass: COMPLEMENT MY OVERALLS IS IT THAT HARD?!

N.Y: YA KNOW WHAT, they remind me of Georgia

Mass: THAT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT!!

Mass: YOU'RE JUST SAYING THEY REMIND YOU OF GEORGIA'S OVERALLS

N.Y: Yeah he wears overalls :)

Mass: What's wrong with mine?

N.Y: Georgia has some nice overalls :D

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N.Y: Just. Press. The. *beep*ing. Spacebar. 

Mass: OH WAIT I GET IT THAT'S THE NAME OF THE MAP!! :D

N.Y: I already beat the map...

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N.Y: Wanna hear what I think about this map-

Mass: Sure

N.Y: This is a *beep* piece of *beep* *beep* Beep* *beeping continues*

N.Y: *sobbing* and I hate this map and I wanna stop-

Mass: *wheeze*

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Greg: I'm not paid enough for any of this

N.Y: At least you were paid...

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Louie: Floridaaaaaaaaaa

Florida: yes?

Louie: Cali's on fire wanna roast marshmallows? 

Florida: YES >:D

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