~3 am ~
Alabama: MAKE IT DROP THAT'S A WAP
Texas: *kicks down his door* ALABAMA IT IS WAY TO EARLY FOR YOU TO BE CLAPPING THEM CHEEKS
Indiana: Wait I heard all this from my room and it was Ala making the noise?!
Ohio: Ok who's the dumbass blasting wap at 3 am.
Mississippi: You'll never guess.
Ohio: was it my dumbass?
Mississippi: damn your good.
Florida: *Popping out of a vent* YEAH TURN IT UP ALABAMA!! SWALLOW M-
Geo: *yeets a peach at the back of his head*
Mary: TO BED ALL OF YOU!!
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Florida: shirvfu sbfeidbr osmv orbri dufuhdj
D.C: what did he say?
Geo: he said fuck me but he's really high right now.
D.C: O-
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Texas: Someone tell me why I still exist?
Austin: because I won't allow you to die, dad.
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Cali: What's up with Alaska?
Alaska: * sobbing*
Mass: Hawaii probably left him on read again.
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Mass: Florida... What did you do?
Florida: you-
Mass: you're a bottom. I do you. Shut the fuck up with that.
N.Y: I AM RIGHT HERE-
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Colorado: *skiing*
*A wild avalanche has appeared*
Colorado: FINALLY!!
Utah: COCO NO-
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Atlanta: Uncle Florida what are we doing again?
Florida: me and Tallahassee are simply teaching you the basic rules of robbing a bank. Do first you gotta-
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YOU ARE READING
Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
Fanfiction.-. Hai? Idk wut to put here
