(It may not be Christmas or December. But if I didn't do this now I would've forgotten it.)
N.Y: Hey D.C
D.C: Oh hey- OH MY GOD WHAT'S ON YOUR HEAD?! WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?!
N.Y: *Full Santa outfit* What? What's wrong?
D.C: I-T's just... not you...
N.Y: Do you even know who I am?
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N.Y.C: Hey Alaska... Do you know what day it is?
Alaska: Oh god no...
N.Y: *bursts into the room holding wrapping paper* ITS NOVEMBER!!
Alaska: CAN WE AT LEAST WAIT A WEEK?!
N.Y.C: WE CAN'T WAIT!! WE HAVE TO GET CHRISTMAS TREE A FRIEND!!
N.Y: YEAH!!
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Gov: *muffled screaming*
N.Y: :)
I.D.C: WHY IS GOV WRAPPED UP WRAPPING PAPER?!
N.Y: He isn't welcome here anymore so I'm shipping him to japan.
Austin: What did he do...?
N.Y: He said to calm down it's still a month until Christmas.
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Texas: *Accidently breaks an ornament*
Albany: Run.
Texas: What...?
N.Y: SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH!!
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Geo: N.Y... What are you doing?
N.Y: Putting up Christmas lights
Geo: it's Novemeber...?
N.Y: and?
Geo: ...
Geo: Well do you need any help or-?
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
Fanfiction.-. Hai? Idk wut to put here
