Wyoming: The day I get recognized is the day I'm put six feet under.
Idaho: Felt that
Montana: Yeah
Missouri: I know my name is bad but are you guys ok?
Wyoming: What's your name?
Missouri: Missouri...?
Wyoming: exactly.
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Wyoming: Everyone only comes to see me when they want something.
Wyoming: So I just keep my fucking door locked now and put fake bugs in my vents to keep them away
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Wyoming: I've hit the point in my life where fuck isn't a strong enough word...
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D.C: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife
Cali: Rude.
Wyoming: That's fair.
Florida: Not again.
Louie: Are you going to want this back?
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'Can I copy the homework?'
D.C: I can help you with it!
Texas: Yeah, sure.
Louie: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
N.Y: lol nope.
Georgia: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Wyoming: *Read 5:55 pm*
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Wyoming: OK STOP ASKING ME IF IM STRAIGHT, BI, OR GAY!! I IDENTIFY AS A FUCKING THREAT!! I WILL CUT YOU-
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N.Y: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
N.Y: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'
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