The mainly Wyoming quotes :)

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Wyoming: The day I get recognized is the day I'm put six feet under. 

Idaho: Felt that

Montana: Yeah 

Missouri: I know my name is bad but are you guys ok?

Wyoming: What's your name?

Missouri: Missouri...? 

Wyoming: exactly. 

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Wyoming: Everyone only comes to see me when they want something.

Wyoming: So I just keep my fucking door locked now and put fake bugs in my vents to keep them away

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Wyoming: I've hit the point in my life where fuck isn't a strong enough word...

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D.C: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife

Cali: Rude.

Wyoming: That's fair.

Florida: Not again.

Louie: Are you going to want this back?

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'Can I copy the homework?'

D.C: I can help you with it!

Texas: Yeah, sure.

Louie: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

N.Y: lol nope.

Georgia: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Wyoming: *Read 5:55 pm*

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Wyoming: OK STOP ASKING ME IF IM STRAIGHT, BI, OR GAY!! I IDENTIFY AS A FUCKING THREAT!! I WILL CUT YOU-

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N.Y: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.

N.Y: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'

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