(this is short sorry ;-;)
(Therapist) Max: Ok Cali how are you feeling?
Cali: Thanks you for asking Max, I'm thinking about replacing all men with Oreos.
Max: Ok... as a man... Wouldn't you be worried about getting replaced?
Cali: have you seen my life so far? An oreo could do better.
Max: fair enough
Cali: I think the only thing is miss from men is the cream-
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Louie: *crying* I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!! AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH!!
Florida: *eating Louie's leftover crab legs* I DIDN'T KNOW HONEY IM SORRY!!
Texas: This is why we can't do things anymore...
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Ohio: :)
Michigan: *walks into the room* Hey everyone
Ohio: :(
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Gov: when is it my turn to be happy...
D.C (the city): when will Florida be a normal person?
Gov:so never?
D.C: yeah
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Alaska: *Relaxing in his room*
Texas: HEY BIG GUY
Alaska: the lord is testing me.... And im failing... *grabs his ax*
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N.M: so Georgia found my tortilla blanket and now he won't get off my bed can you do something?
Florida: show me the problem
Georgia: *wrapped in the blanket* I WILL NOT BE DEFINED BY CONTENTS OF MY BURRITO!!
N.M: C-can you please-
Georgia: YOU ARE NOT IN CONTROL NEW MEXICO!!
Florida: I see no problem here. Let the man be a burrito
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*someone knocks on the door*
Mass: I GOT IT!! *opens the door and sees Britain*
Mass: OH! IM SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING!!
Britain: wow I never expected such a nice reaction
Mass: now I got some news for you.
Mass: I have a gun
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New Mexico: Colorado why do you smell like weed?
Colorado: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT WEED SMELLS LIKE DUDE
N.M: I-
Colorado: BUSTED DAD YOUR GROUNDED FOR A WEEK!! HAHAHA!!
Utah: everyday we stray further from god's light...
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(Thanksgiving dinners be like)
Gov: OK! EVERYONE CALM DOWN PLEASE!!
Georgia: NORTH CAROLINA YOU AIN'T ALLOWED TO TOUCH MY PEACH COBBLER
North Carolina: FUCK OFF MATE I WOULDN'T EVEN WANNA!! YOUR COOKING IS SHIT!!!
Texas: NOW THAT IS A DAMN LIE!! JUST LIKE THE OLD "CAROLINA BARBEQUE IS THE BEST"
South Carolina: AYE YO IM ALL FOR INSULTING HIM BUT WHY ME?!?!
Texas: your right ya didn't do anything wrong this time I apologize. NORTH Carolina's barbecue sucks.
South Carolina: Thank you. :)
North Carolina: AYE YO WHAT THE FUCK!?!
Georgia: *now with his mouth full* HA!! Now. I think im gonna take a nap... *passes out*
Louie: *starts recording*
Florida: send the tape to me-
Utah: I just want one dinner... Frick this im going home...
Cali: Should we stop them?
N.Y: Nah I wanna see this
Indiana: can we all just calm down...
Alabama: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU YOU'RE SCARING MY CHILD!!!! Come here, baby *hugs him*
Ohio: hey I want some...
Alabama: too bad it's my turn. >:P
Hawaii: hey guys... The kitchen's on fire...
Mississippi: it is? HOLY SHIT-
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
Fanfiction.-. Hai? Idk wut to put here
