Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like

I'll stop after this- i promise

Something stupid I just thought off...

Florida: *Limps out of a room*

D.C: *walks out of the room grinning*

Geo: *walks out of the same room crying*

Florida: WAIT DAD- WHY WERE YOU IN THERE?!

Geo: We were playing hide and seek remember guys... I was hiding under the bed... I can't unhear any of that now...

Texas: that poor baby-

Geo: I want mary... where's me comfort fwend... I'm in pain.