Rhode Island is forced into a leprechaun outfit every Saint Patricks day and an Elf costume every X-mas
Alaska is protective over the small states (no idea if I said that already)
D.C and Gov tend to pass out randomly due to lack of sleep
I.D.C is actually a really good sister
Georgia locked himself in his room for 8 days after finding out about the shootings in Atlanta He didn't eat or drink anything too
Florida has a Tiktok addiction
Louie is secretly into gacha but doesn't like the recent trends or toxic stuff
Florida is probably one of the best artists in the house
Texas believes that Miku and that little blue-haired guy from Funky Friday's game are siblings
Florida has a fear of heights
Rhode Island writes fanfics about the states
Florida likes to tease Georgia sometimes and calls him Peach daddy and normally gets slapped
New York threw an encyclopedia at Mass and he was out cold for thirty minutes and thought he killed him
The only person who knows about the Fanfics are Connecticut and sometimes he asks Rhode to write some of states
New Mexico is a cuddler
The four corners are pals
All 48 States think that the Carolina's have the most bottom energy
Florida likes whispering memes in States ears like "I'm here to contact you about your car's extended warranty."
New Hampshire yells when he's about to do something he didn't think he could, "I'M THE FASTS AND MOST POWERFUL SPERM I CAN DO THIS!!"
California loves Starbucks
Texas loses his hat a lot but it's normally on his head
Gov will only take a break when Tokyo asks, or Florida tied him to the chair and is dragging him away from his desk
New York would have enjoyed quarantine if he stayed home
Wyoming does a good narrator voice
Mass once fell off a 20 story building after missing a parkour jump with N.Y
Sometimes the OG 13 British accents will slip out in words and it makes the other states laugh a lot
Wisconsin tells dad jokes
Mississippi is the kinda guy to do riddles
Connecticut hates when other states say "Connect a cut" instead of his name
PA seriously wants to know what's better WaWa or sheets-
Georgia fell in love with Philly Cheese stakes
Georgia also likes to brag about the giant chicken on one of his KFCs
New York and Chicago- I mean Illinois are the Italians of the USA in a way and constantly judge pizzas they find on the internet
Cali just needs a hug-
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Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
Fanfiction.-. Hai? Idk wut to put here
