Georgia: YA KNOW WHAT FLORIDA YOU'RE GROUNDED!!!
Georgia: GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE!!
Florida: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!
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Texas: this is my closet full of tea
Cali: so how about we spill the tea-
Louie: I can take up to 7 inches...
Georgia: I have a shrine and sacrificed half of your souls to the peach Goddess.
Florida: I once drove over a building, i'll let you figure out what that means.
Cali: guys... The fuck-
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Florida: I can deep throat an entire arm.
D.C: honey, I love you, BUT IT'S 3 AM!!
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Mary: Georgia I would like to ask you something...
Georgia: What's up my best friend :)
Mary: *getting down on one knee* We've been Beat friends for a while now and... I wanted to ask you-
Georgia: *loud dramatic gasp* wait, are you-
Mary: *Takes out friendship bracelets* Do you wanna make our best friendship official?
Georgia: *Crying* YES YES YES 100 TIMES YES!!!
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London: Hey let me see what you have?
D.C & Gov: CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!!
Tokyo: nO-
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Mississippi: I think girls are hot-
Georgia: *Pressing X*
Alabama: *Wheeze*
Mississippi: AYE HOLD ON-
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Ohio: Hey I have an idea, you like planes to right?
N.C: yes? Your point?
Ohio: how about we hit every state we don't like with them-
N.C: AMAZING
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District of Columbia: *screaming at Moscow*
Moscow: *screaming back*
Tokyo: Oh they fucking...
Gov: what? They're literally about to kill each other
Tokyo: oh no they fucking look at those sparks!
Gov: but they-
District & Moscow: *suddenly making out*
Gov: Oh they fucking...
Tokyo: OH THEY FUCKING-
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D.C: coffee. cures. depression.
Gov: that's why we drink it.
Gov & D.C: Everyday.
Tokyo: *concerned* G-guys...
Berlin: Wholeheartedly agree.
Paris: BERLIN WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!
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