Texas: How can you be tiny and depressed?
Texas: Like bitch you not depressed your compressed
N.Y: GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!! *Loading a gun*
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Florida: if you could be anything in the world what would you be?
N.Y: *drunk* Uhhh... A car.
Louie: Why?
N.Y: I would actually be able to die and maybe take a few lives out with me :)
Cali: Good choice :D
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Houston: Dad look-
Texas: The hell did you do this time?!
Texas: IS THAT A BODY--
Houston: :)
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Florida: Are you winning son?
Orlando: No :C
Florida: would you like face for dinner anyway ,:) (Holy shit Florida is Carol)
Orlando: Yeah ,:>
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Lil' California: I wanna be a doctor when I grow up!! What about you Tejas?
Lil' Tejas: I wanna be a butcher!! And you Florida?
Lil' Florida: I wanna set fire to Spain's house and become the world's most-wanted villain of all time!! :D
Georgia: *Insert very concerned and scared look here*
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Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
Fanfiction.-. Hai? Idk wut to put here
