And whatever District is! :D
~Gov
Columbus (GA): Wait... we have the same name?
Columbus (OH): I think so...
Columbus (GA): I'm the better one
Columbus (OH): PIECE OF SHI-
Geo: Well... That escalated quickly...
Ohio: Ope Well there was an attempt.
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Nobody:
Austin: *Spinning in those spinny office chairs while Texas's is in a meeting* :)
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Huston: *Trying to set Dallas on fire*
Dallas: *hiding in the vents*
Austin: *Confused*
Texas: *trying to drink the pain away-*
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Gov: I can't stand you sometimes!
Austin: *trying not to cry* ok...
Gov: *Hugs him* stop doing the sad thing.
Austin: *Now confused* ok-
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~Weird true story~
L.A and Sacramento: *buying some stuff at a five below after school*
L.A: I think we got everything. Ready to-
Some other kids: *messing around and knocking shit over*
Random Girl in the group: Did you just touch me?!
Sacramento: What the hell...?
L.A: Dude... Let's get the fuck out of here these kids crazy... *Whispering*
Another random kid: Hey! You guys wanna join?
L.A: uhh... No thanks! We gotta get home!
Random kid: Oh ok.
Sacramento: Dear... lord they looked like they're in my grade- *Whispering*
L.A: Dad would have killed us if we acted like that-
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District: FUCK YOU ALL AND GOODNIGHT *Drives away in one of those small kid cars at Walmart*
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Springfield: 1800-
Chicago: 411 pain
Maimi: Put this number inside your brain
Atlanta: 1800-411-pain :D
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N.Y.C: YA JUST THREW SOME CHEESE ON THE GROUND!! DO WE LOOK THAT PATHETIC TO YOU?!
London: No I-
N.Y: YOU KNOW WE'RE IN A FAMINE AND YOU PULL THIS!
London: N-No I'm sorry guys ;-;
N.Y.C: Wait... Let's take a moment Dad, remember D.C saying he couldn't cook.
N.Y: oh yeah all of his food tastes like it was on the floor
London: WOW RUDE PIECES OF SHIT!!
N.Y: SAYS ONE OF THE RUDEST CAPITALS I'VE EVER MET!!
Random new Headcannon:
The only time N.Y.C and N.Y get along is to attack another person-
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Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
Fanfiction.-. Hai? Idk wut to put here
