Alabama: *punching Geo while on top of him*
Geo: STOP STEP BRO!! I'M NOT READY FOR THIS KINDA COMMITMENT!!
Alabama: I SWEAR TO GOD YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE FUCKING TIME-
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Nobody:
Alaska: (in a zoom call) *insert heavy breathing into his mic here*
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Greg: Ok, are you guys ready to rec-
The states: *having another civil war over monopoly*
Greg: I'm going home and one day I'll wake up and this will all be some sick nightmare. I hope.
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Texas: CANCEL ME I DON'T FUCKING CARE ANYMORE OK!!
Texas: MILK GOES BEFORE THE CEREAL!!
Cali: >:OOOOOOOOOOOOO
N.Y: THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
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Kentucky: So this... is...?
Mary: Mondays.
Geo: *in the corner of his room watching Minecraft videos while quietly sobbing*
Mary: Tell Gov we're booked for the day *joins Geo*
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Gov: C H E E S E
Ottawa: N O T A X E S
Gov: Sleep with one eye open... I'm sending Florida after you jackass.
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Alaska: Go on son, say the words.
Juneau: Texas is small!! :D
Alaska: *pats his head* That's my boy :)
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Florida: *laying in bed starring at his closet* IF THERE ARE ANY PUPPETS IN THERE MAKE YOUR PRESENCE KNOWN!!
Doll Florida: WELL I'M NOT A PUPPET I'M A REAL BOY!! >:D
Florida: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD-
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I.D.C: Why the hell did you get so much Mc.Donalds.
D.C: Spend $50 you get 30% off.
I.D.C: but-
Gov: Shut up it's free money
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Lil' D.C: *Crying*
lil' Gov: What's wrong D.C?
D.C: Big kids took my candy again!!
Gov: *pats his head* Don't worry lil' dude. I got this :D
D.C: ,:)
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Gov: *beating the shit out of the kids with a bat*
I.D.C: YOU GOT THIS CUZ!! *taking the candy back*
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