God's an Adventurer: Volume I

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Kami has created everything known to mankind and more for millions of years and he's grown tired of constantl... Mais

Chapter 1- The Runaway God
Chapter 2- Lost Child
Chapter 3- Abandoned Village
Chapter 4- The Goblin Cave
Chapter 5- Companions Are Not That Small, Right?
Chapter 6- Heading to the City of Alzel
Chapter 7- Training the Companion
Chapter 8- Idle Chatter
Chapter 9- The Cursed Woods
Chapter 10- A Devoted Girl
Chapter 11- Taking on the Guardian I
Chapter 12- Taking on the Guardian II
Chapter 13- And Now, the Curse
Chapter 14- Evil Gods and Their Misdeeds
Chapter 15- Back on the Road
Chapter 16- Draw of the Luck
Chapter 17- Taking on the Dragon
Chapter 18- Kami Arrives
Chapter 19-Appealing to the Masses
Chapter 20- Small Celebration
Chapter 21- The Adventurer's Guild
Intermission 1
Chapter 22- Questing Time
Chapter 23- Himari's New Skills
Chapter 24- God Doing His Time
Chapter 25- Idle Time in Jail
Chapter 26- Sending a New Foe
Chapter 27- Dealing with a King
Chapter 28- Heaven's Search Party
Chapter 29- Old Faces
Chapter 30-Welcome to the Game
Chapter 31- Setting Roles
Chapter 32- Dungeon Grinding
Chapter 33- The Prince's Guards
Chapter 34- Hero Hunt
Chapter 35- Stuck Together
Chapter 36- Facing the Naga
Chapter 37- Regrouping
Chapter 38- Fighting the Ghoul
Chapter 39- Kami's End
Intermission 2
Chapter 40- Visiting an Old Relative
Chapter 41- Kami's Revenge
Chapter 43-Idle Thoughts of God
Chapter 44- Crashing the Party
Chapter 45-At the Campsite
Chapter 46- A Lifeless Cause
Chapter 47- Coordinated Attack
Chapter 48- All Out Attack
Chapter 49- One Sided Battle
Chapter 50-Sayu vs The Centaur
Chapter 51- Sayu vs The Centaur II
Chapter 52- Sayu vs The Centaur III
Chapter 53- Aftermath
Chapter 54- Charmed City
Chapter 55-Celestia
Chapter 56- Back We Go
Chapter 57- Grand Entrance
Chapter 58- Celebrating
Chapter 59- More Plotting
Chapter 60- Draconian Empire
Intermission 3
Chapter 61-Welcome to Gorgraen's Blacksmithing Shop!
Chapter 62- Sub Classes
Chapter 63- What's Next?
Chapter 64- Idle Talk
Chapter 65- Not Done Yet
Chapter 66- Invitation to Fight
Chapter 67- Departure
Chapter 68- Surrounded
Chapter 69- New King
Chapter 70- Taking a Stroll
Chapter 71- In and Out, Just Like That
Chapter 72- A Hero Arrives
Chapter 73- Apprentice vs Apprentice I
Chapter 74- Apprentice vs Apprentice II
Chapter 75- Apprentice VS Apprentice III
Chapter 76- Gods Delegating
Intermission 4
Chapter 77- Power Spike
Chapter 78- Eating Break
Chapter 79- Awkward Feast
Chapter 80- Waiting and Drinking
Chapter 81- Heaven Falls
Chapter 82- Make Creation Great Again
Chapter 83- To the Arena
Chapter 84- God VS Hero I
Chapter 85- God VS Hero II
Chapter 86- Target Practice
Chapter 87- The Persistent Attack
Chapter 88- The Hero of Tyr
Chapter 89- The Archangel Joins the Fight
Chapter 90- Path to the Castle
Chapter 91- A Hero's Regret
Parody Ending 1
Chapter 92- Vampire's Attack
Chapter 93- Overwhelming Difference
Chapter 94- Her Obsession
Chapter 95- Anticipated Return
Chapter 96- Finding the Queen
Chapter 97- Just One
Chapter 98- Second Chance
Chapter 99- Friendly Passing
Chapter 100- Happy Ends
To Clarify
New Year's Resolution
Extra Chapter 1- Lost in the City
Friendly Reminder
Extra Chapter 2- Apprentice Exchange Program I
Extra Chapter 3- Gorgraen's Goods
Updates, Updates!
Extra Chapter 4- Kami? Part 1
Extra Chapter 5- Kami? Part 2
Extra Chapter 6- Kami? Part 3
Extra Chapter 7- Kami? Final Part

Chapter 42- Running Luck

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"When I find him, I'm going to kill him, ku ku!"

Thief used [Shunpo]  on the slime creature in front of her as she drew on her daggers. She  attempted to stab the creature with them but they easily sunk into its  body. Her hands were stuck inside its warm slimy body giving her a  churning feeling in her stomach.

"Ugh! D-disgusting!"

The slime creature shifted its body so its glowing red eyes stared at Thief. Her hands began sinking further into the creature.

"Aiieee! This is so wrong! S-Shunpo!"

She instantly teleported away as she shook her hands in an attempt to get rid of the slime covering her hands and weapons.

"Blegh! W-why did I get such a gross creature to fight?! Why not some Wolves or some Goblins? Dungeons are usually full of these generic monsters but I had to get a Slime Creature, ku!"

She lifted her daggers once more as she ran up the Slime before shouting.

"Toxin Weaponry!"

Her daggers gave a distinct emerald glow as she sliced through the slime instead of stabbing it.

The Slime Creature gave a groan as the dagger passed through its body. It left an opening where Thief had struck with her dagger as a sizzling noise came from it. The cut began bubbling as the poison took its effect on the creature. It began frantically staggering back as it felt the burn from the poison slowly crawling through its body.

"Ku ku ku! Not bad right? No need for magic skills to take you down! Although I guess it is a magic skill..."

She didn't give the Slime Creature must time to react as she once again used [Shunpo] on it appearing right behind it. Thief quickly raised her daggers once more at the monster.

"Double Blow!"

She lashed out with one of her daggers in a swift motion cutting through the monster once more.

This time though the monster was aware of her abilities as he made a quick turn when she disappeared and swung its arm at her.

Thief grinned at the slime before she disappeared. She reappeared right behind it once again as she slashed at it with her second dagger.

The  Slime Creature staggered back once again as the poison from her weapons  took effect once more. It began making a loud gurgling noise before  collapsing on the ground and turning into a giant puddle of bubbling  slime. A notification appeared in front of her as she placed her daggers  away.

[EXP+150]

"S-seriously, disgusting!"

She  took a deep breath as she started walking once more looking for Kami.  All she remembered was that he was standing in front of her when that  girl showed up and suddenly they were taken  away by a flame figure that strangely resembled a bird. After that she  found herself walking alone for the longest time before coming across  that Slime Creature.

"Where did they go? Just left me here all alone wandering around this stupid Dungeon. I didn't even want to come in to begin with, ku!"

Thief came to a halt as she felt the ground shaking  underneath her. She panicked as she looked around wondering what was  going on. It wasn't long before she got her answer as one of the walls  in front of her exploded.

"Aiieee! W-what was that?!"

It  wasn't long before she heard snarling noises from where the explosion  had occurred. Thief instantly took out her daggers once more preparing  herself for what was potentially another fight. She froze though when she heard a female voice speaking.

"Filthy creatures. Why Kami allows them to exist can only be described as mercy."

Thief stared in front of her as the smoke cleared up. 

It was Sayu  who stood proud and tall as she held up a Zombie onto the air with one  hand. The Zombie struggled to break free from her grip as it scratched at her arms but did nothing to her skin. The Zombies eyes and mouth began to glow with an intense light as it started shaking violently before becoming lifeless.

"M-madame Sayu, I must say you are perhaps the most terrifying woman I have met" said another voice.

Sebastien stepped up from the other side of the wall holding a bow as he looked at Sayu holding the dead corpse.

Sayu loosen her grip as the zombie's body fell to the ground.     

"S-she was that girl..." Thief said out loud as she stared at the commotion.

If  she remembered correctly this girl was also with them when they entered  the dungeon so it was more than likely that this was one of Kami's  companions. She had also carried her around now that she thought back at  how she had been tossed to the ground when she was regaining conscious.

Thief grinned with satisfaction as she casually strolled up to the two of them who were somewhat distracted.

"Hi! You were that girl following Kami around right?!" she said abruptly

Sayu was surprised to suddenly hear someone's  voice like that out of the blue. She looked at Thief in a confused  manner. In her eyes some random girl had just walked up to them and  started talking like meeting old friends. However, the mention of Kami pulled her attention.

"Who were you again?" asked Sayu as she continued to stare at her.

"Ku! Don't you remember me? You carried me around while I was unconscious, that was a bit rude to throw me just like that by the way!" Thief groaned

Sayu eyes wandered a bit before she looked at Thief once more.

"Right the one that smelled of alcohol and failure."

Thief coughed as if she had been insulted. She stared back at Sayu in an angry manner before yelling at her.

"I-It's not very nice of you to point out things like that! You're the one that was carrying me anyway I didn't ask you to do that, ku ku!"

"I  wouldn't have bother to begin with unless Kami asked me to. It was you  or that big oaf. I personally would have left the both of you on the side, not sure why he bothers having you two around."

"W-what is that supposed to mean?"

Sayu lifted her chest up and spoke in boasting manner.

"You  two seemed more like a liability than an asset. In truth, you two  should have been the ones carrying Kami around praising him just for  allowing you near his presence. Instead you are two little life forms  who don't know their place in this world."

Thief was taken aback but at the same time her anger grew. She wasn't sure who this girl thought she was but everything she said sounded ridiculous to her. Sure, Kami was a great Hero but praising him for something so silly? Thief was convinced this girl was a little too into Kami.

"Shhh! Two roses such as yourselves should not be fighting. You, exquisite dame, are you also lost? I Sebastien Vautour shall help you back to our camp!"

Sayu closed her eyes and sighed as she walked back through the other side of the wall.

Thief  on the other hand felt relieved. She could finally get somewhere safe  where she wouldn't have to be looking over her shoulder or watching her  every step.

"Yes,yes please!"

"This way then-" Sebastien stared at her as he gave her a witty smile.

"Just call me Thief" she said as she walked up Sebastien.

Sebastien offered his hand as he continued to smile at her.

Thief on the other hand found it a bit weird and decided to ignore him. She walked past Sebastien following on Sayu's lead leaving him stone cold behind.

Sebastien coughed as he regained his composure and followed after Thief.

"This Kami fellow must be quite the gentleman then if my charms don't work."

Thief  snickered as she heard this. It wasn't that Kami was anything great  besides his insane ability to take down anything so far in one hit; it  was something else for Thief at least. Kami was supposed to  be an easy money scheme for her and she would stick by it until he  brings results to the table. She wasn't sure what the grip on Sayu Kami had but it seemed a bit fanatic.

"Ku, so where to now?" 

"Ah madame Sayu  knows the way back at this point. We have gone out a few times to find  others but no luck. She seems terribly bothered by not finding her  lover."

Sayu looked back with an angry expression yelling out at him.

"Kami is not my lover you disgusting ape!"

Sebastien let out a small chuckle and raised his arms in front of himself. He shook them as if intimidated by her rebuttle.

"If this is true madame Sayu, then this is good for moi! We still have a date we must-"

Sayu walked off before Sebastien could finish leaving him once again feeling stone cold.

Thief  felt exhausted following this conversation. All she wanted was to make  her to safety at this point as she continued to follow Sayu.

"Ku, Kami where ever you are, I'm going to find you and make sure you pay up."


A/N: Hi guys quick notes! I'm sorry about not posting in the last 3 days or so. Decided to put the notes at the bottom this time around. I haven't been 100% this whole time but I'm hoping to get back on track as soon as possible. These few chapters are personally going to feel a bit slow in terms of any real events happening anyway considering I'm going to regroup everyone at this point. I do apologize for the wait and hope you still continue to enjoy the story.

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