WHY AM I EMERGENCY FOOD IN A LAND FULL OF DRAGONS?!
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Last published Fri, Mar 13, 2026
Taji, Fired from his job, he goes home depressed-- BLAH BLAH! WHO'S CARES RIGHT NOW! WHY AM I PAIMON IN THIS LAND OF DRAGONS!!!!
Adventure? Money? Food? Fantasy World?! I CAN SLEEP AS MUCH AS I WANT?!?!?!?!?!?
Maybe this won't be so bad after all.
This is based off my Dragon Maid series called "A Dragon Maid's Brother."
And it's more of a novel with characters from anime series popping up. The more fanfic part won't be until much later in the book.
(I only own OCs that pop up. All rights go to their original owners.)
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