HEY EPIC GAMER'S! How ya'll doin? Today's stream was harsh. That itself seems like an understatement. If you have no idea what I'm talking about just look at the video above. Regardless, because I'm SO original <satire> I'ma start off in Alexis pov just like in the origin- just like I made up myself. ANYWAY, have a great read!
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Duck boy's pov:
My eyes slowly opened, still trying to make sure the rays of the sun didn't blind me fully. I grabbed my phone besides me, and started going through Discord dm's first making sure everything important was taken care of. When that was over I hopped onto twitter when I realized, I had an un-opened dm from a person. Nothing new but somehow I just decided to be the nosy person I'm not. I saw her twitter page and saw she had her Insta in her bio. Not that I used the app often, I was just curious. There were a lot of things. It varied. From memes to mirror outfit pictures, it was cool. She herself was cute. (nickname).exe . A pretty cool username.
I started scrolling through her page like the full fledged stalker I now was, debating if I should respond or not. I thought about it a little more while scrolling through her profile making sure I didn't accidentally like anything. I gave up and decided to confront my friend Aksel. I knew i was probably going to regret this, but he was my best friend after all so it would only make sense.
*Bold is Askel and Slanted is Alex*
YO. hElp I'm having fEmAlE issues for once
You mean a period or some shit
no dumbass, as in there's a girl who mind you hit my dm's first and now I don't know if i should respond or not
Oh. We gossipin now? Spill the tea sis or whatever goes now and days
My fucking gOdD is there one day where you can a least TRY be NORMAL
This is normal
Jesus. Anyway here's what she sent
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Is she hot?
Ur weird
That's a serious question dumbass
I mean i guess..
YOU FUCKING SIMP
OMFG YOU SAID- I'm gonna kill you. You fucking egg
Ok but like in all seriousness if you want to hit her dm's up i dunno Do what u wanna do i'm not ur dad.
hMMmmMm oKaY. I'm doing it bc I'm not a simp, I'm doing it because I'm nice
Nice my ass bitch. Anyway ima go so good luck with mystery twitter girl. ByE
Adios
I took Aksel's words into consideration.After like 4 minutes of thought I decided I would grow 'bolas grandes' and text back. Why, why not? After failed attempts of trying to sound cool and smooth, I came up with a half assed, decent somewhat ok response.
"Hey, thanks for your message, I'm glad that i make you happy. if you didn't already know btw, my real names Alexis, people call me Alex sometimes though :)"
And now, we wait
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4:20 // 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐗 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑
Fanfiction"look at the time." "4:20?" "YEAH! The funnee number" "Dude, you are literally two." Please note this is NOT my story. All credit goes to @DILLIELILAH This is a re-write with her permission! Started: November 26 ~ 2020 Tag ranks 2nd in 420 on 12...
