Kazuya: Alright well I know this story is absolute garbage yet you still are reading it! Kudos to you... Anyways we have the entire cast with us... Introduce yourselves please. Pervert you first.
Pervert: Um, pass....
Chika: Wait don't they already know us?
Hanamaru: Haha, Kazuya is stupid...
Kazuya: Fine um let's just get started... Question one, Why are you so ridiculous? I know I'm very funny. Um I would have to say that it's because I'M SO AWESOME!!!
Kanan: Just cause you say it, doesn't mean it's true...
Ruby: Ruby thinks you're a little funny...
Kazuya: Thanks Ruby, alright next question, who do you like better me or Kanan? This is for you Mari.
Mari: Does this answer your question?
Kazuya: *sees what's about to happen* IT'S TIME TO CUT TO COMMERCIAL! ROLL IT! PLEASE ROLL IT NOW BEFORE I THROW UP!!!
Commercial: This interview is sponsored by, Raid Shadow Legends...
Kazuya: That was the most painful one minute thirty seconds of an ad I've ever seen. But a sponsor is a sponsor so I mean... Next question! How does Hanamaru know how to suck?
Hanamaru: Well you see you have to... *realizes what she's about to say* I learned it from pervert. *points at him*
Kazuya: Actually that's a good question, what's pervert's real name?
Pervert: Okay are you all ready? This is gonna make the world go insane... My name is,
Mari: It's actually pervert isn't it?
Pervert: No! It's actually Shizuko...
You: *raises hand* I vote we still call him Pervert...
Dia: I second it.
Riko: Same!
Shizuko: NO!
Kazuya: Calm down... next is one for Hanamaru, how can you eat so much? Also how are you not fat?
Hanamaru: I'm gonna go step outside real quick... *starts crying*
Yoshiko: She'll get over it...
Kazuya: Cool Yohane, next question is for you, how's it like being in Guilty Kiss?
Yohane: Actually not that bad, CYaRon is pretty lame and so is Azalea... everyone loves us...
*mad Chika and Kanan noises*
Kazuya: Alright time for more serious questions... how did you all agree to be a part of this book?
Shizuko: I thought it was gonna be an anime... it's worse cause they're not cute.
*sad Aqours noises*
You: It's not like we liked you anyways! *sticks tongue out*
Chika: Kazuya said he'd give me mikan oranges...
You: Kazuya said he'd bring me on a boat ride...
Riko: Kazuya said he'd play the piano with me...
Ruby: Kazuya agreed to watch the new Love Live with me.
Hanamaru: Kazuya said he'd feed me.
Yohane: Kazuya said I could be a fallen angel.
Dia: He said I could yell "BZZT BZZT DESU WA!!!!"
Mari: He said I could yell "SHINYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"
Kanan: He said I could yell at Mari...
Kazuya: And I've done all of that for you haven't I?
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Love Live!! If Three's A Crowd, Nine's A Multitude!
RomanceLiving the normal high school life I'm not popular but not an outcast either. Everything seems chill until the principal calls me in one day and asks me to show some new students around. Lo and behold it's the nine of them and my life has begun to c...
