Assho- I mean Luther

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"YOU ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING SOMETIMES!" Luther yells at me.

"SAYS YOU KING KONG OF THE FUCKING MOON." I scream back.

He goes in to punch me, but I easily block it. "Helps when you can mirror powers." I say, punching him in the gut. "It's not very nice to hit a girl, assho- I mean Luther." I tease him.

He's to heavy on his feet. He needs to be lighter. I bounce on my toes in a fighting stance, and that's when Five chooses to come in. "What the fuck is happening?" He looks at me and Luther, who is now in a headlock.

He is struggling, but hey, He shouldn't have struck first.

"Y/n, let's calm down." He says and I roll my eyes and drop Luther. Man the things this boy does to me.

I go up and hug him, my arms lightly around his torso and I kiss his neck and whisper in his ear. "But he's an asshole. He deserved it." I say in a stern voice.

Suddenly, two strong arms pull us apart. "Hahaha I win!" Luther says as he holds us apart.

"Think again." Five says, before spatial jumping to me, but Luther's quicker.

He keeps us separated, but Five and I share a glance and smile. We each grab Luther's wrist and throw him over our shoulders.

He lands with a grunt and Five and I run out of the room smiling like idiots.

"That was awesome! Who knew your little twig arms could flip monkey man over there?" Klaus says from the doorway, obviously eavesdropping.

I jump on Five's back, kissing his cheek. "Hey, underneath all these blazers, there's some muscle. A little bit." I giggle.

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"And action!"

We say our lines, and I screech at Tom, but he bursts out laughing.

"What?" I ask, crossing my arms over my chest.

"I just- I cant stop thinking about the rest of the scene, it'll be hilarious." He says in between laughs.

I giggle and then we restart.

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After the lines, we get to the fight scene. I go in and fake punch Tom in the gut, and he stumbles back and hits a bookshelf. The bookshelf falls onto the desk, breaking it in half.

I help and jump back.

"Holy shit I'm so sorry." Tom says, looking at the destruction with his mouth hanging open. "Y/n, you good?" He asks looking to me.

I'm too shocked to say another word.

Guess we can't film this until they fix the set.

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"YOU ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING SOMETIMES!" Luther/Tom yells at me.

"SAYS YOU KING KONG OF THE FUCKING MOON." I scream back.

He goes in to punch me, but I easily block it, just as the script says. "Helps when you can mirror powers." I say, punching him in the gut. "It's not very nice to hit a girl, assho- I mean bitch- fuck- shit- dammit." I say, letting go of his wrist and going back to restart.

"Geez Y/n, watch the language." The director chuckles from his seat.

"You have read the script right?" I chuckle and he laughs.

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Tom rips Aidan and I apart and He holds us by our heads, so we are swinging blindly. Aidan says his line and then he's supposed to spatial jump, so Tom and I have to freeze, but I'm leaning forward a bit and Tom's hand slips and I crash to the floor.

"Oh my god! Y/n? Are you ok?" Aidan asks as He kneels beside me.

I look at him and I break down laughing.

"That was- oh my god i can't" I say, in between laughs.

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Aidan and I run out the room, hand in hand, and Robert come out to say a random line, all I know is that I'm supposed to somehow tease him about Five's strength.

"Wow Five. Who knew you were a mini King Kong underneath all that baby fat!" Robert laughs.

I let out a cackle, and Aidan snorts.

"OMG I JUST PICTURED YOU IN THE MONEY SUIT!" I literally fall on the floor and roll over in laughter, and soon so is Aidan.

"THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS!" He cries.

Best day ever.

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Hope y'all enjoyed. It's really hard to come up with bloopers. This thing took me almost two hours to right-

anywho if anyone wants to talk, i'll do anything to procrastinate from hw! yay.

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