Irondad and Spiderson // One Shots

Everything I've Done Is For You (2)

Lmao this is late as hell.

~Unedited and a lil rushed~

It's not that long I'm sorry 😓

Previously: Your best friend, Peter, died when you were three.

Mom doesn't want me going outside.

MISSING THREE YEAR OLD HAS BEEN REPORTED

I know that kid...

That kid is me.

HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT.

I'M MISSING.

OH SHIT.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.

WHAT DO I DO.

Okay I just need to go up to Mom or uh, Samantha and ask her what the hell is going on.

I can do this.

I can totally do this.

I close the laptop and walk to my 'parents' room.

"Mom?" Oh my gods it feels so weird saying that now.

'Mom' sat up and turned on a lamp. "What is it honey?"

Alright Gavin- Peter, all you have to do is ask her if I'm not actually her son and if she kidnapped me off the streets when I was three.

Simple.

"Did you— did you uh, wash my pants?"

Ah shit.

'Mom' nodded and looked at me weirdly. "Is that all you wanted?"

I nodded, "Yep."

"You came into my room at two in the morning to ask me if I washed your pants?"

"Yes, that is correct."

"Why the hell are you two talking when I'm trying to sleep?"

'Dad' had woken up during our very important conversation and was looking at us like we had green heads.

"Gavin, hunny, you did not come in here so late to ask me if I washed your pants. Tell me what's going on."

"I don't know if I should, I mean-"

"Gavin, I'm your mother-"

"Are you though?"

Oh fuck. It just..slipped out.

"Excuse me mister, I don't know where that attitude came from but you can take that back to your room." 'Mom' said using the Pissed Mom Voice™.

"Gavin, why would you say something like that to your mother?" I looked over at ‘Dad’ and felt like crying.

“D-don’t call her th-that.” It didn’t feel right to call her Mom anymore, it felt weird and out of place.

“Gavin-”

“Don’t call em that either.”

“Petey, be nice to daddy, he may be old and cranky but he’s a big sweetie!”

“Daddy is old and cranky!”

“Don’t talk to your father like that!”

“Don’t talk about your dear ol’ dad like that, underoos. It hurts right in the feels”