Literally everyone is doing these and I'm a basic bitch soooooo
The camera cut on, showing Peter in his room, in the corner.
"I stole Sam's teddy bear, and now he's after me."
Then, someone dropped from the ceiling and lunged at Peter.
Peter let out a 'manly' shriek, and fell on the ground.
Then the video ended.
Gooploop: I'm living for this rn
Looperspoopers: wait, like the Avenger Sam?
Yuppudk: Very manly shriek there.
The camera turned on, showing Peter in a closet.
"I may or may not have hid Wades katanas."
The closet door opened, and light flooded in.
"PAY BACK BABY BOY!"
Peter screamed and the camera cut off.
Looperspoopers: Is that deadpool!?
Sceeeeeeeeeeeeeeporp: Wholesome mood
Eruptestpuptest: Wth I'm dying XD
The camera turned on, showing Peter on a couch.
"What's with you and that camera?"
"What's with you and Bucky in the middle of the night-"
"Peter!"
The camera turned off.
Looperspoopers: Is that Captain America?! And is he talking about the Winter Solider!!?
motherfuckerspuppers: Holy s h i t e
Whebheab: Me with my parents
The camera turned on, to see Peter in a lab.
"He's been up since 4am and it's 1am, he's worse than me."
Then the camera turned off when Peter turned around.
Looperspoopers: THAT SOUNDED LIKE TONY FUCKING STARK
Cemenyceeeeeeeeewp: M E
Hookopooko: I-
The camera turned on, showing Peter sitting down.
"Watch this." He whispered
"OW!" He screamed.
Then every single Avenger came running in.
The video cut, then turned back on.
It showed Tony mcflip flack fucking Stark hugging Peter mcfrick frooking Parker, while they were asleep on the couch.
Looperspoopers: IM SHOOK. I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!!!!!!
Lop_pop: It was pretty obvi bro, chill
oof_oop: Fr we all knew it
The camera turned on, to show Tony holding Peter while he was crying.
"Don't worry, I'll adopt you."
Then the camera fell, and the Black mcfook-fucking Widow engulfed the kid in a hug
Looperspoopers: OMG IRONDAD HAS BEEN CONFIRMED
riprop: hunny you are so late ^
Irondadsinceiwasborn: fr^
I had to.
It's almost 12 and I have school tomorrow :)
Sleep?
Never heard of it.
I'll be getting to requests soon! I have a few almost done, and they'll be posted when my lazy ass decides to publish them.
I'm gonna try and lose consciousness now.
🥒 "oH mEh GoD, iTs A sAlTy CuCuMbEr"
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Irondad and Spiderson // One Shots
FanfictionCover by: Queenochic ~I do not own anything Marvel. Nothing here except the ideas are mine~ ~requests closed~ Hello my lovely cucumbers! This is a Irondad one shot book as you can tell by the title :) Most of these stories are mine that I thought u...
