Irondad and Spiderson // One Shots

Ringtones

My new book will be published later today.

Why so soon?

Because I feel like it.

"IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GOOOOO!"

Peter's face went red as soon as his phone went off, during class.

"Mr. Parker, since you can't take the time to put your phone on silent, answer it." Mrs. Harrison said.

Peter sighed, but answered it anyway, putting the call of on speaker.

"You know I'm in class right?" Peter asked the other person.

"I knowwwww, but I miss my baby boyyyy!"

"Wade, you're high."

"What! No I'm not. I just want to love my baby boy. Is that a problem?"

"When I'm in class, yes."

"I'll be waiting for you when you get home, Tony doesn't know I'm here."

Peter sighed, "Okay Wade, I'll see you when I get home."

"I'm in the top of your closet. Love you byee~"

"What the-"

Wade then hung up.

"Penis, who the hell was that!" Flash shouted.

"My boyfriend."

"I am Iron Man, I am Iron Man-"

"Again, Mr. Parker?"

It was the next day, and now someone else was calling him.

Great.

"Same as last time, Mr. Parker."

Peter groaned, and answered it, putting it in speaker.

"Hello?"

"Hey, kiddo. I just wanted to let you know, your boyfriend will be dead when you get home today."

"Why?"

"I found him trying to crawl into the top of your closet when I went to put up some clothes."

"Sure. Anyways Mr. Stark, it-"

"Really? What happened to Da-"

"I'm with my class."

"Da- Tony, what happened to Tony kid?"

"I'll see you later, Mr. Stark."

"Love you Petey!"

"Bye!"

Peter hung up, knowing the last thing Tony said waa meant to embarrass him.

"Why were you talking to Tony Stark, Penis!"

"Because I live with him."

"And he's my dad."

Peter was sitting in class, looking out the window.

Then a red and black blur, rushed into the room.

"BABY BOY! I LOVE YOU!"

At that moment (he knew he fucked up) Peter felt a weight on top of him.

"What the hell, Wade!" Peter said, pushing him off, and standing up.

"I haven't seen you in three days, I missed you~" Wade said, hugging Peter from behind.

"Penis, what the hell!" Flash yelled.

Wade, or Deadpool, to everyone else, gave him a death glare in his mask.

"Hey Petey, can I unalive him?"

"No."

"Not even a little!"

"No! Wade, you can't unalive people, just because they're jerks." Peter explained for the millionth time.

"But, its you they were being a jerk to. No one is mean to my baby boy."

"You know what, if he's mean to me again, you can unalive him."

"But-"

Peter gave him a quick glare, and he shut up.

"Flash, I hope you take that seriously."

"Bye Wade." Peter said, pushing him towards the door.

"I'm not leaving without a kiss."

"Wade."

"Baby boy."

Peter sighed, he lifted the mask, stood on his tiptoes, and gave him a quick kiss.

"I'll be waiting in your room for when you get back~"

Then he was gone.

So, Peter sat back down, face looking like a tomato.

Then he went back to his work sheet.

I honestly don't know.

But when do I ever?

🥒 "oH mEh GoD, iTs A sAlTy CuCuMbEr"