Dare# 48: Goku the murderer + The job switcheroo

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Me: Hello everyone and we're back with another dare thus time. We'll two to be exact. Let's get on with the first one. Goku you've been dares by
LEOGOD8541 to kill Android 21.

Goku: WHAT?!!! NO way!!!!

Me: Just do it!

Goku: You're taking sides with him?!

Me: *gives him a knife*

Goku: Why does this guy wanna make my life miserable?!

Me: We have the dragon balls so we can just revive her.

Goku: Fine......

In the kitchen.................

Goku:* hides the knife in pocket*

Good 21:* busy eating sweets*............
.....*notices Goku and gets startled*
Ah!!

Goku:😲 Aah!!

Good 21: Oh it's just you Goku, don't creep up on me like that?

Goku: Couldn't you sense my energy?

Good 21: I wasn't concentrating on any power level since we came here you guys hardly expose your ki.

Goku: oh..right hehehe😅......wait is that the author's chocolate cake you're eating?

Good 21: it is?!!.......opps!.......sorry I was just so hungry!, I didn't know!!
Please don't tell him!

Goku: Don't worry about it. I've been secretly eating his food when he's not around too...hahaha

Good 21: hahaha

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Good 21: hahaha.......So is there anything you wanna tell me?

Goku: Yeah I wanted to show you something....you see that?* points behind here*

Good 21:* looks there* where?

Goku:* takes out the knife and stabs here* 😭 I'm sorry 21!, it's a dare but don't worry I'll get the dragon balls and bring you back, please forgive me!😭

Good 21:*falls on her knees*................

Goku: *crying*

Good 21:..................hehe.......

Goku: huh?

Good 21: hahahaha........I can't believe you fell for it!

Goku: Huh? You're supposed to be dead!

Good 21: I'm a Majin dummy! * faces him and takes the knife our of her body as it regenerates and heals*

Goku:😕 huh?.....you're like Majin buu
But I though you were 100% Android.

Good 21: uh it's more complicated than that.

Goku* hugs here* Glad you're ok, I though you were really dead.

Good 21:*blushing* Y-yeah...it good to be a Majin.......

Goku: *stops hugging* Ok since I'm done with the dare. Let's eat! I'm starving! Is there a jumbo size turkey in the fridge?

Good 21: Wow you sure do have a huge appetite.

Goku: well when you're a saiyan you develop an unusually large appetite.

Me: *comes* Ok Goku I have the dragon balls ready for......Huh? How is
21 still here?......and who ate my delicious chocolate cake?!!!!

Goku: Uh sorry that was me.

Good 21* looks at Goku*.....*whispers*
Thanks.......

Me: ugh! Goku!! This is the tenth time I'm telling you to stop taking my food.

Goku: hehe..alright.

Me: Ok now for our second dare. Luigi! Tails!

Luigi: Yes author?

Tails:We have a dare?

Me: Yup. Randomgamer3000 dared you guys to switch jobs.

Luigi: huh?

Me: Y'know your plumbing job.

Luigi: I'm retired remember.

Me: You're 25!!

Luigi: well...it's a long story..........

Me: nevermind let's just start the job switcheroo...........

At the garage...................

Luigi: * fixing a car*.............hmm..........
...*......* smoke comes from the engine..* Oh no!!!!!

......

Wario: Lemme check on my car.....Hey Luigi is the car done?

Luigi: Yup you can go check now.......*
Runs away*

Wario: Alright.............goes to check*

Wario checks and sees the car on fire hears a noise coming from it.

Wario: uh oh!!

Me: ok I wonder how Tails is doing

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Me: ok I wonder how Tails is doing....

Tails: *using a wrench to unscrew a bolt that's holding a pipe..* water sprays on his face* EWW!! yuck!!!....
*screws it back*.......this job sucks no wonder he retired. I'm outta here.* leaves*

Eggman:* goes to the washroom*........
.....................* flushes*.......Aaaaaaaaah!!

Eggman gets out of the washroom due to the rushing large amount of water that sends him out as he lies on the floor soaked.

Everyone:


Me: See you guys next time. Eggman I think you need a bath.

Dr.Eggman: whose responsible for this? Luigi?! What kind of stupid prank is this?!

Luigi: it wasn't me! It was Tails, we've been dared to switch jobs.

Dr.Eggman:* gets angry and chases tails* come back here you two tailed
pest!!

Dr.Eggmwn chases Tails everywhere but trips and breaks his arm. After a while he's given treatment.

Dr.Eggman: I hate this place.........

Me: Sorry you gotta get used to it. See you guys next time.

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