Me:Hello readers. We're back with another dare. This one's gonna be interesting. Master Roshi.
Me: ugh!...... Master Roshi!!
Master Roshi: zzzzzzzzz....
Me: MASTER ROSHI!!!!!!!!
Master Roshi:Who ?! What?! Where?! Ah!......oh it's you. What is it?
Me: BeckyRodman dared you to *reads the form* uhh..... you're not gonna like it.
Master Roshi: Just say it!
Me: Fine you've been dared to stop doing perverted stuff for a year. Starting now.
Master Roshi: A YEAR??!!!! WHY?!!!😭
Me: Beats me. I'll take that * snatches the magazine and rips it to shreds*
Master Roshi: Noo!!!!!.....* crying😭*
Me: Don't cry* Tries to calm him down* It's only for a year. Once that's done you can read all the magazines you want.
Master Roshi: Why shouldn't I?! I won't be able to do this for the next 365 days.
Me: Not my problem, anyway aren't you too old for this stuff?
Master Roshi:😡...........😤.
Me:..............S-sorry forget I said that. Bye! * leaves quickly*
Master Roshi: Ah!...6 months gone...6 to go.* cancels the previous month on the calendar with a marker*......*looks at his drawer* mabye a little peek won't hurt*......*opens his drawer but sees nothing*...........AAAH!!!!!!!me* runs to the room*: What's wrong?!
Master Roshi: My Prizes possessions where are they ?
Me: What are you talking about?
Master Roshi: Fool! You know what I'm talking about! Where's the magazines I keep here?
Me: I burned them.
Master Roshi: 0_0 You what?!!
Me: they're gone! I knew you'd try to do this so me planning ahead I took your porn magazines and burnt them.
Master Roshi: * sighs sadly*
Me: Don't worry you have six months left.
Master Roshi: aaugh!! Don't need to remind me!!
Master Roshi: Yahoo!! Finally!!!!Me: oh it appears the one year is up.
Master Roshi: Finally!! I can continue my desires.
Master Roshi runs down the hall but while running Master Roshi got sprayed in the face and it got into his eyes.
Master Roshi: aah!! I can't see* walking around while rubbing his eyes.*
While walking he tries to look for the door to the washroom to clean rinse his eyes.
Android 18: Talking to krillin*
Master Roshi: aah..this spray hurts!... where's the door knob?
Android 18: * turns around and gets startled*
And this happens.....
Android 18: 😡😡😡😡
Me: uh oh.....
Krillin: 0_0
Android 18* beats up master Roshi*
.Master Roshi: AHH Ow!! Ow!! Ow!!!!!
MY LEG!!!!!
Me: ouch! Gonna need a senzu bean for that. Remind me not to get on her bad side.
Krillin: *nods*
Me: That's all folks. See you in the next dare. Krillin quick give him a senzu bean
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Mario, Sonic and Goku: Craziness Book
RandomA book where you can make request making the main characters from Sonic the hedgehog, Super Mario and dragon Ball z do all sorts of crazy whacky things. You can also request dares making this technically a dare book. You can also dare other charac...