Dare#42: Shadow and Vegeta gets roasted by 18

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Good 21: Hello everyone, hope you're happy for this dare. * reads the form*
Oh 18!

Android 18: What is it 21?

Good 21: PhoenixMason dared you to roast Shadow and Vegeta.

Android 18: Alright.

In the living room..............

Shadow was just about to walk out of the room and 18 intentionally bumped him.

Shadow: Gr!!!...watch were you're walking you overgrown doll.

Android 18: Sorry I couldn't see you the room was too dark and your colour blends very well with it.

Everyone: OOOOOOOOH!!!

Shadow: Grrrrr!!* vanishes*

At the hallway.............

Android 18 meets Vegeta and starts her series of roast. Things are about to get spicy!!

Android 18: Nice training clothes. Is it for attracting gays? Because I think it's too tight.

Vegeta: What?! Are you insulting me?

Android 18: No I'm describing you.

Mario: Oooh!! So you're saying he's gay!!..😂😂

Vegeta: WHAT?!!!! You dare insult the prince of all saiyans you mechanical bitch!!!!

Android 18: The prince of all saiyan? More like king of the losers!

Sonic/Mario/Luigi: 😂😂

Piccolo: oooh shit!

Goku: what's going on here?

Me: 18's roasting Vegeta!

Goku: oh.

Vegeta: I don't have time to waste on some pathetic doll.

Android 18: That's because you don't have anything to say coward.

Android 18: That's because you don't have anything to say coward

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Vegeta: Says the one who married a bald weirdo!

Krillin: Hey!

Vegeta: Now you better Shut up before I crush you.....and throw you into the wind.

Me: Hey I remember that quote!

Android 18: Yeah the wind that will
knock some sense into you reminding you who beat your super saiyan ass.

Piccolo: ooooooooh!!

Gohan: That's gonna leave a mark.

Knuckles: Need a senzu bean for that burn?😂😂

Mario: What does she mean?

Me: She's talking about the time she beat up Vegeta good. Let me show you.


Mario: Oooh!!!

Trunks: Ow! You ok dad?😂😂

Vegeta: Shut up Son! Why can't you be like your future self?!

Trunkd: Why can't you be like Goku?

Everyone:

Luigi: Damn! He got roasted by his own son!😂😂

Vegeta: Grr!!! Ok now all of you assholes Shut up!!

Android 18: Sorry I don't Shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up.

Everyone: oooh!!

Goku: Lemme try! Hey Vegeta! Oooh you're the prince of all saiyans, tell me how that makes you the strongest.

Everyone:* laughing*

Goku: Ok. What's lower than the Grand Canyon? Vegeta's power level.

Me/Mario/Sonic/Tails: 😂😂😂😂



Get ready for the ultimate roast




Goku: Ok guys I got another one. it's a yo mama joke. Hey Vegeta Yo mama so fat Toriyama had to draw her on a white board because there was no space to draw her on paper.

Everyone:

Me: Damn you broke the fourth wall and roasted him at the same time.

Good 21: hahahaha.....ok everyone. That's all see you next time.

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