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Obi-Wan: "Do not fuck with me! Oh fuck!"
Anakin: "Life's short! Stunt it! Danger!"
Ashoka: "Do not fuck with me! Fuck-"
Padme: "Look at all those chickens!"
Qui-Gon: "Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane Tortilla!"
Maul: "What did you get in your new chapstick? A skateboard! Later!"
Luke: "If she has beef with me! She's going to have beef with me foreva!"
Han: "I don't want to be cool anymore! Well I guess I don't have a choice."
Leia: "Today's vine is sponsored by drumsticks but you know what? Your kids ate them too quickly so they're not sponsored anymore."
Boba: "Pika Pika bitch."
Finn: "Spooky Scary Skeletons."
Poe: "Hey girl you like potato chips! If you do too bad dude I'm not sharing."
Rey: "If there are any spirits here tonight. Tell me. Does this sound like Shakira? Lelelele."
Kylo: "I said whoever threw that paper your moms a hoe!"
Hux: "Somebody touched spaghetti!"
Phasma: "Anybody home? Fuck fuck fuck, ass bitch. Fuck fuck."
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Star Wars Preferences
Fanfiction' MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU ' Just a collection of Star Wars preferences . . . Started: July 31st 2018 Current status: Under revising Highest Rank: #1 in Star Wars NOTE: Some chapters have glitched and been deleted. Apologies!
