ya'll i'm so fucking tired please just accept this mess
"Allura, are you going to woman up and ask him out?" Romelle asked.
"What??? Who??? I'm not- what I- you- how dare you assume I have a crush on Lance, I- you-" Allura continued sputtering while Romelle just took a sip of her tea.
"Bruh. You're gonna have to ask him out soon. Or at least tell him how you feel," Romelle interrupted.
"What? Why?" Allura asked. Romelle took another sip of her tea.
"Because Keith's is gonna ask him out soon and you're gonna miss your chance," Romelle replied.
"Wait, how do you know this?"
"I have my ways. Also, Keith's technically my bro, so... yeah."
"Wait, so... Keith is... uh-"
"Gay? Damn, Allura. How out of the loop are you?"
"Well! It shouldn't be a problem, right? I mean, it's not like Lance is actually into guys... right?"
"I'm... not sure. That's why you need to tell him soon, before Keith does."
"But Lance isn't into guys!"
"Listen, I have no idea if he's into guys. I think there's a fair chance that he might say yes to Keith? But he also might say yes to you. Just shoot your shot and do it soon."
Allura sighed and put his face in her hands.
"Fiiiiiiiiiiiine. But let me do it at my own pace, okay?"
"I'm not telling you to run over to his house with flowers and chocolate and confess your undying love, Take your time," Romelle said.
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She had to contact him. Allura didn't know when Keith might ask! Besides, she was starting to worry if Lance might actually be a smidgen gay...
She pulled out her phone and started texting him.
Princess♦: Lance? U on?
Tailor: eyyy, just who I wanted to talk 2!!!
Princess♦: o, rlly? What about?
Tailor: well, I was hoping to get some advice.
Princess♦: Sure, what's up?
Tailor: okay, so, I might sound kinda weird but...
Tailor: u r my bff u know this
Princess♦: I sure am.
Tailor: ok so this is a rlly important thing 2 me
Tailor: and it might change the way you see me?
Princess♦: I actually wanted to talk to u about smthin too
Princess♦: Also important
Tailor: so whos gonna go first
Princess♦: u can, u brought up important thing first
Tailor: ok so
Tailor: i think
Tailor: keith has a crush on me???
Princess♦: ...oh?
Princess♦: wut gave u that idea?
Tailor: he kinda used the worst pickup line on me???
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Klance oneshots
FanfictionHey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that...