@CraZRandomWeirdo says: To Keith-have you ever had a crush on Mothman
Lance: *giggles* what a silly question! RIight, keith?
Keith: ...
Lance: ...Keith?
Keith: ..........................................
SakiTheShiba says: Lance, what would you do if Keith suddenly turned into a girl and started hanging out with Allure and Pidge?
Keith: OkAY, first off-
Lance: Here we go.
Keith: What makes you think I don't hang out with my sass crew?
Keith: Also, I'm generous so sometimes I actually am a girl thank you very much!
Lance: So, to answer your question, literally nothing would change.
diffrences says: To everyone: what's your otp?
Pidge: Klance
Keith: Prinxiety
Hunk: Frazel
Shiro: Viktyuri
Allura: What is a... Otp?
Coran: No idea.
Lance: fuCKING PHAN OH MY GOD IT'S RUMORED THAT THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED IN SO EXCITED
OmlJoseph says: Lance, what did you do when you found out that the human half of Keith is Texan\Southern?
Lance: Wait... Keith is texan?
Keith: Dammit I wasn't going to tell him!
Lance: *to himself* hmmm... I wonder...
Lance: THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE BIG AND BRIGHT
Keith: *claps four times* DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!
Lance: *falls over laughing*
Keith: Curse you.
TotalTrash123. Says: *clears throat* Blue, I dare you to ask Red on a date. Red, kiss blue on said date.
Blue: I, um.. O-okay. I'll tr-try...
Blue: Hey, R-Red?
Red: Oh! B-Blue! What's up?
Red: *to himself* what's up!? I'm so pathetic!
Blue: I was wondering... Maybe, if you wanted, we could, um-
Red: YES I'LL MARRY YOU
Red: Wait
Red: oh no
Red: I have made mistakes.
Blue: Well, h-how about a date first?
Red: Y-yeah. That'll do j-just fine!
~later~
Red: Thanks for the date, Blue! I really had a good time.
Blue: Me too! Maybe... We could do something like this again?
Red: *nuzzles Blue because that's apparently how giant robot magic lions kiss oh God what's my life come to I am literally shipping robotic magical lions send help*
Red: I-I'd like that.I
rory4716 says: dear klance, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TWO GET AWAY WITH DYING EACH OTHER'S HAIR IN THEIR SLEEP!?
Keith: Chill. It's fanfiction. anything's possible.
Lance: Keith, what have a told you about breaking the fourth wall?
Keith: ...not to?
Lance: And what did you do?
Keith: ... Broke the fourth wall.
Lance: You know how much fangirls freak out.
Keith: Now look at who's breaking the fourth wall.
Lance: Well, shit.
Keith: Hello, wonderful! I hope you liked today's ask and dares! What'll happen between Blue and Red? what's up with breaking the fourth wall? Why did I ever have a crush on mothman?
Comment to find out!
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Klance oneshots
FanfictionHey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that...
