Allura: *trying to make homemade syrup by boiling sugar and water*
Allura: *checks on it every ten minutes. It's totally fine*
Allura: *walks away fro five minutes to vacuum her room*
Allura: *smells burning sugar*
Allura: *dropped the vacuum* oH fUcK
Allura: *looks at what once was boiling water and sugar but is now boiling hot tar*
Allura: *internally screaming*
Allura: *decides that she needs to get it out of the pan so it doesn't ruin the pan*
Allura: *grabs a plastic bag* Wait this could burn through I need more than just oNE.
Allura: *grabs two more plastic bags and two zip-lock bags*
Allura: *starts pouring boiling tar into a zip-lock bag over the sink. It's going great*
Allura: *Adds a little bit more into the bag*
Allura: *adds yet one more fateful pour into the bag*
Bag breaks and boiling tar starts spilling into the sink
Allura: *screaming and runs over to the garbage can, getting rid of the broken bag as quickly as possible*
Allura: *runs back over to the sink and tries to clean it*
Boiling tar completely hardened into the sink
Allura: oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
Allura: *tries turning on the disposal but it's not turning on because the tar is clogging it*
Keith: *walks in to find Allura crying* What is going on.
Allura: *rapidly pointing at the sink* I fucked up.
Keith: *gets a look of what can only be described as determination* I got this.
Keith: *runs boiling hot water over the hardened tar and watches as it slowly melts, then turning on the disposal*
Allura: We never speak of this day, do you understand?
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Klance oneshots
FanfictionHey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that...
