So, today's a little different. I kinda forgot I have a thing all day tomorrow and I'm sleeping over at my friend's house (and I haven't seen her in like a month oh my God I missed her so much) so, I'm just making today's update longer (at least I think it's longer) to make up for not being able to update tomorrow. Sorry for any inconvenience
MaddyAlice23 says: Keith! I dare you to do a fake proposal!
Keith: I will get revenge for the pink paint incident. Even if it kills me. Alright. I'll do it.
~later~
Lance: So... What did you want to talk to me about?
Keith: *gets on one knee and reaches into pocket. Lance... I...
Lance: *seems confused but them realized what's happening* Keith? W-what're you...?
Keith: *reveals ring-pop*
Lance: *stares into and imaginary camera like he's in 'the office'*
Keith: Will you marry me? Sure would be sweet if you!
Lance: Fuck you.
Keith: Maybe later.
Briarizard says: Dare: tell Keith you're pregnant!
Lance: Keith... I have something to tell you.
Keith: What is it, darlin'?
Lance: I'm pregergenant.
Keith: I'm sorry, what?
Lance: Pragante.
Lance: Gregnant.
Lance: pragenent.
Lance: Dammit.
SinOfFire says: Pidge, I dare you to replace the team's clothes with dresses.
Pidge: *cracks fingers* on it.
~later~
Shiro: *walks into room wearing a black skinny dress* Why.
Keith: *happily walks into room wearing a plain red summer dress* I personally don't mind.
Lance: *looks about ready to murder Pidge while rocking a blue poofy ballgown* motherfucker.
Hunk: *casually walks in wearing a yellow sleeveless dress* I don't know how to feel.
Lance: Keith looks at least normal!
Pidge: Well, I like him the most, so I went easy on him.
Little_LappyLamp says: Let SPACE DAD do dad jokes!
Shiro: Why is it that when birds fly south, one part of the 'v' formation looks longer than the other?
All the paladin excluding Shiro: Oh no.
Shiro: Because there are more birds on that side!
Pidge: Shiro stop this. I'm getting annoyed.
Shiro: Hi Getting Annoyed. I'm dad.
Pidge: I'm serious.
Shiro: You just said you were Getting Annoyed!
SaraTheTemmie says: Keith, Lance, dog or cat person?
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Klance oneshots
FanfictionHey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that...
