Wel, gang. We've been through a lot this past week.
Lotor cut his hair and eyes it blue...
Keith has white hair...
Lance has red hair again...
Space spiders...
Lingerie...
And now it's the final day. It's been an honor.
AbagatorLynne says: I dare Lance to do a dramatic reenactment of History Maker from Yuri!!! On ice while everyone is eating dinner.
The crew except Lance: *in the dining room*
Keith: Hey, where's Lance?
Pidge: I don't know...
*lights suddenly turn off*
Kuron: Wha...?
*History Maker blasts through speakers*
Lance, Lotor, and Ezor: *enter room in roller skates*
Lance: *singing the lyrics and flawlessly skating*
Lotor and Ezor: *also flawlessly skating*
*song ends*
The crew: *clapping and cheering*
Keith: *internally* Man, that turned me on.
Avalonbonnabell says: Keith, please do a southern accent for the rest of the chapter please
Keith: *suddenly has a piece of hay in his mouth* I like the way you think, little missy or whatever your gender is. I'm not one to assume.
Lance: *swoons*
LillyPond1 says: Truth, Lance and Keith, how did you finally get together? Tell us the story!
Keith: Alright, y'all. Gather round now, y'hear?
Lance: Well... It was a few weeks after we got Shiro back... I was still insecure so I would often go to Keith to talk because nobody else was taking me seriously.I guess over that period of time, my crush on him had gotten bigger. Well, one day...
~flashback that's right fabulous t-rexs~
The paladins: *entering the castle after a heated battle*
Lance: *doesn't bother to stick around and leaves the room*
Lance: *enters his room and flops on his bed*
Keith: *enters and sees Lance* Why are you in my room?
Lance: Um, I'm not. This is my room.
Keith: No, actually, it isn't. That's my bed and this is my room.
Lance: *blushing* Oh. Well, sorry, I honestly thought-
Keith: No, no, no. It's fine.
Keith: *lays down next to Lance*
Keith: So... How're you doing?
Lance: *sighs* I mean... I've been better.
Keith: *turns to face him* Care to elaborate?
Lance: *turns to face him* Well, I feel like I wasn't doing my best today. I could've done a lot better.
Keith: Are you joking? Lance, those stunts you pulled with Red? They were awesome! You blew up so many ships, it was incredible! Honestly, it was hard for me to concentrate on fighting. You just moved to quickly and easily!
Lance: *Blushing* Well, thank you, I guess. You were amazing too.
Keith: Thanks.
Keith and Lance: *gazing into each other's eyes ugh just so gay and beautiful*
Keith: *hesitantly takes Lance's hand in his own, not making eye contact*
Lance: *takes this as an opening that hey Keith is fine with physical contact*
Lance: *hug tackles Keith and they both fall to the ground, giggling*
Lance: *on top of Keith holding himself up with his arms*
Keith: *in the spur of the moment, he kisses Lance*
Lance: *melts into the kiss*
~present time~
Lance: And that was basically that.
Keith: That is was. And what a beautiful that.
Lance: I completely agree.
Imtirednowleave says: To everyone- what are your favorite musicals?
Lance: Unsurprisingly Kinky Boots. Also High school musical. Ironically, I swear.
Keith: I'll have to go with Avenue Q.
Pidge: HEATHERS AND HAMILTON.
Kuron: Cats.
Hunk: Shrek.
Lance: HIGH-FIVE ME BUDDY.
KittenLoverHTH says: Lance, Keith, if you HAD to date another person who was not a paladin, who would it be?
Keith: Mothman.
Lance: Peter Pan.
vani-alderona says: To everyone: Do you know P!ATD and\or MCR?
Keith: *heavy breathing*
Lance: Watch this.
Lance: Hey Keith? How are you doing?
Keith: I'M NOT OKAYYYYY
Pidge: Hey your emo ass back together, Keith.
Keith: *crying* WHY DIDN'T MY FATHER TAKE ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MATCHING BAND WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY!?
Pidge: Alright, calm down buddy.
Pidge: Yes, all of us are very aware of... Those bands.
@SleepyL says: Dare. COSPLAY COSPLAY COSPLAY.
Lance: *in the Tick costume* MUSTACHE... ARTHUR! I HAVE A MUSTACHE!
Keith: *in Thomas Jefferson costume* I'm not going to go into character like Lance.
Lance: *flexing his muscles*
Pidge: *in an Annie costume* TOMORROW TOMORROW I LOVEYA-
Hunk: *in Ciel Phantomhive costume* I'm stopping you right there.
Kuron: *in Rapunzel costume* Now, Hunk. Don't be rude.
Ack! I can't believe it has done didily darn happened!
Thank you everyone who sent in asks and dares and I'm sorry I couldn't get to them all! They were all very good, though!
Alright, this week has been fun!
Stay awesome fabulous t-rexs!
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Klance oneshots
FanfictionHey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that...
