Hunk: You haven't even touched your spaghetti, Keith!
Keith: It's frozen to the plate.
Lance: You know what they say about cold spaghetti!!!
Keith: Don't you fucking dare.
Lance: Those who forget the pasta doomed to reheat it!
Keith: I'm gonna kill you.
Lance: You get mad fusilli reasons!
Lance: It's malfade, not yours.
Keith: *lunges at Lance but Hunk holds him back*
Lance: Wow, your anger spirali out of control!
Lance: I can tagliatelle you're getting upset!
Keith: *screaming some less than friendly words*
Lance: I feel sorry fiori you.
Lance: Maybe I'm going to farfalle.
Lance: I ain't alfredo you!
Lance: Making puns are part of my daily rotini!
Keith: I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!!
Lance: If I had a penne for every time I heard that.
Keith: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!?
Lance: No need to be a bigoli baby!
Keith: *breaks from Hunks grip and gets out his sword, glaring at Lance*
Lance:
Keith:
Lance:
Keith:
Lance: I should think about spaghetti-ng out of here.
Keith: *Chases Lance through the castle*
Hunk:
Hunk: I just wanted a relaxing meal.
Lance: *yelling in the distance* YOU CAN'T RUN PASTA ME!!!
Hunk: *Heavily sighs*
I hate myself for being able to come up with so many pasta puns
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Klance oneshots
FanfictionHey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that...
