Overheard convo with Pidge and Lance

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Lance: Pidge, I had the strangest dream last night. 

Pidge: What happened?

Lance: It was really weird. I was in my room and KEITH randomly showed up! He attacked!

Pidge: ...

Lance: No, but it was weird because he didn't have a shirt on and he took MY shirt off.

Pidge: ......

Lance: He must've done something because pretty soon I was moaning and in pain!

Pidge: ............

Lance: But, like, it was a good pain

Pidge: .................................................................................

Lance: What does it mean!?!?!? 

Pidge: *puts a hand on Lance's shoulder* hun you gay and you gay for Keith.

Lance: don'T BE sIlLY hE iS My ENEmY 





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