Lance: Hey, Shiro, can you dab?
Shiro: *dabs in such a way that is flamboyant, weird, and completely wrong, but confidently* DAB
Lance: oh mY GOD-
*later*
Lance: PIDGE! Look! Shiro, can you dab?
Shiro: *does the same thing he did earlier* DAB.
Pidge: OH MY-
Pidge: CAN YOU WHIP????
Shiro: *horribly whips* DAB.
****
Allura: Hey, Keith?
Keith: Yeah?
Allura: Can you say 'chicken'?
Keith: Chicken.
Allura: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD DID HE JUST SAY CHICKEN!?!?
Lance: I HEARD IT, HE DID, KEITH, SAY IT AGAIN.
Keith: ...Chicken??
Allura: PIDGE GET OUT HERE LOOK AT THIS!!!
Pidge: what?
Allura: Keith, can you say chicken?
Keith: Bok-bok.
Lance: No, chiiiickeeeeeen.
Keith:
Keith: Baaaak-baaaaaaaak.
Allura and Lance:
Pidge: Well, this was disappointing.
****
Shiro: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Shiro: *sees his friends* AHHHHHHHHHHHH hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!
****
Lance: *eating his food off of the table like an animal. Literally, like, his arms are by his side and his face is right on the plate*
Everyone else: ...
Hunk: Well... at least he's eating?
Lance: *laughs while still eating like an animal*
****
Coran: Guess what we've got for dinner!!!!!
Hunk: *holds up a platter of fish*
Keith: A BLUB-BLUB!!!!
Hunk and Coran: ...
Hunk: *voice crack* oh...
****
Pidge: *throws her arms in the air* din din.
Keith: She's been doing that ALL DAY and I don't know what she wants!
Pidge: DIN DIN.
Keith: Wait... Hold on, I think I understand now...
Keith: *clears throat*
Keith: Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal dingdingdingdingdingdingdingding-
Pidge: *waving her hands in the air* DIN DIN DIN DIN DIN DIN
****
Lotor: *knocks down a huge mirror*
Lotor: *turns around really fast to face Lance:
Lotor: ACCIDENT!!!
Lotor: *runs away*
****
Allura and Lance: *doing cool acrobatic things*
Pidge: *puts her arms on the ground, stands back up, and jumps* Y E A H.
****
Keith: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Shiro: *puts on panic! at the disco*
Keith: *stops screaming*
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Klance oneshots
FanfictionHey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that...
