Hey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay.
Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that...
Keith: Matt, do you know why Lance is laughing so hard?
Matt: Hmm. No idea. Ask him about Snarkon, though.
Pidge: Do you think the ocean is salty because the land never waves back?
Matt: You raise a good point
Allura: I want to give Lotor a high-five... in the face... with a brick covered in poison and spikes
Lance: He can go swimming in acid with a straight jacket.
Allura: He can choke on his own puke.
Lance: He can go step on a lego.
Allura: LAnce!!! That's just so cruel!!! How could you think such things!?
Lance: What can I say? I'm a bad bitch.
Lance: Keith, I just found out I have SDF
Keith: What's that?
Lance: Synchronous Diaphragmatic Flutter.
Keith: Which is?
Lance: Hiccups.
Keith: Hold your breath for a really long time and jump out a window they'll go away plus the fall from the window will scare you as much as I juST GOT DON'T DO THAT TO ME
Pidge: Dude, send me a joke.
Matt: I can't, I'm hanging out with my boyfriend.
Pidge: HA! Good one. Send another.
Matt:
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Matt: Did I fucking stutter
Pidge: What the shit you're dating Shiro???
Matt: Hell yeah I am
Pidge: Does he know you two are dating?
Matt: ...
Matt: Well, not exactly.
Lance: I bet I can get you to say the color red
Hunk: Okay.
Lance: What color is the sky back on earth?
Hunk: Blue.
Lance: HA! I told you I could get you to say blue.
Hunk: What? No, you said red.
Lance: HA
Matt: Hey, Shiro. Do you think we're having updog for dinner?
