-back at Dan's house- Dan was laying on his bed, dressed up in his pajamas, just scrolling through tumblr when he got a message from Phil.

Phil 🍆: hey platonic friend

Dan 💝: hah you don't have to keep calling me ur platonic friend. We get it, we're not dating anymore. So what

Phil 🍆: soz, just wanted to talk to you before I go to bed.

Dan 💝: alright then

Phil 🍆: so I've just gotten out of the shower and I just found a giant bruise on my leg

Phil 🍆:

Dan 💝: great, I also love how u did kawaii eyes on it

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Dan 💝: great, I also love how u did kawaii eyes on it. My aesthetic

Phil 🍆: and ur aesthetic is what, bruises, hickeys, daddy kinks and kawaii stuff

Dan 💝: yes... mildly concerned that u know too much about me

Phil 🍆: who wouldn't know that when that's the only thing you talk about

Dan 💝: alright, alright good point 😠

Phil 🍆: Dan...

Dan 💝: yeah...

Phil 🍆: I want to get back together

Dan 💝:

Phil 🍆: what's that for

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Phil 🍆: what's that for.. even though u look pretty cute 😘

Dan 💝: thought it would be appropriate cause FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME I SAID THAT WE HAVE TO WAIT!!

Phil 🍆: but why.. we both want each other back so make it easy and let's get back together

Dan 💝: you just want someone to shag and sit on your dick, don't you?

Phil 🍆: maybe... I mean I am pretty hard and horny right now soo... whatever turns you on I'm down

Dan 💝: ugh ur so predictable Phil.. why do I even bother

Phil 🍆: well I definitely bother cause I love you

Dan 💝: I love you too but we're FRIENDS.. like the tv show. No further questions asked

Phil 🍆: fine... I'm gonna go. Good night Dan. I still love you.

Phil 🍆: just send me another pic of you and I'll leave you be

Dan 💝:

Dan 💝: happy? Good night and I love you too

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Dan 💝: happy? Good night and I love you too

Phil 🍆: 😘😍😁😁😊😏😏

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