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A/N: I'm dying... Trailers of these masterpieces are killing me... AND I KEEP WATCHING THEM BC THEY ARE AWESOME

Justice League
Thor Ragnarok
Stranger Things 2
Gotham
Avengers Infinity War (leaked 15 seconds)

ARE YOU REDDIE FOR THIS?

This got me inspired, stay with this chapter:

"Bye, honey, I'm leaving!" Eddie said as he opened the house front door.

"Wait! No!" Richie said, running to him. "Please stay with me, I'm sorry..."

"Richie, what are you talking about?"

"You're leaving..."

"I'm just going downtown, I'll be right back. "

"Phew!" Richie said. "Bye honey..." He said, kissing his lips.

"Bye..." He said, almost leaving the house. "Oh, can you bathe in Peter?"

"Uh... Yeah, sure."

"Okay, bye, baby..."

{Time skip}

Eddie was leaving a children's clothing store when he received a call.

"Hello?"

"Oh hey, Eds... Uh... May I ask you something?"

"Sure, honey."

"How do you... uh... bathe in a baby? I've seen some videos on YouTube, but I feel like they won't help me on this."

"Are you serious?" Eddie said, giggling.

"Really serious..." He said. "But Pete is okay, he's.... AWWW! He's smiling at me!"

"Aw, that's really cute, babe... Now listen, it's no big deal, you just have to be careful... Very careful."

"OH MY GOD, PETER IS THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD!" he said.

"Richie... Are you even listening to me?" Eddie said, smiling.

"Yeah, just be careful... got it."

"Okay..." Eddie said. "Bye, honey..." He said, making a kiss noise.

"Wait! Listen! Pete's trying to talk! (Some gugu-dada stuff)"

"Awww... That's so cute! Now give him a bath ... I'm coming home now! Bye, love."

"Bye, honey!"

Eddie turned off the phone and mumbled

"He never learn..."

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