Assasins with hats

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I love llamas with hats and I decided to make a quick parody to post. But you guys should go watch it if you're okay with dark humor! I really tried to make it sound different 😅

"Karma! Why is Korosensei laying dead in our living room?!" (Better question: 'our'?? *eyebrow wiggle*)

"What? Oh... I don't know. I haven't seen him since school Friday. I have no idea how he got there."

"Oh really? Tell me exactly what you were doing before I got back."

"Well I was in me room."

"Uh-hu."

"Playing video games."

"Go on."

"And then he came in wondering where I was."

"And?"

"Well I stabbed him thirty seven times in the tie."

*pause*

"Kaaaaaarrmmaaaaaa that killed him!"

"Oh."

"Oh my goodness Karma."

"I was unaware of his weak point."

"How could you not know that?"

"Yea I probably should pay more attention..."

"What happened to his tentacles?"

"What?"

"His tentacles."

"Oh... I sort of cooked them up. I made sushi."

"Kaaaaaaarma why would you do that?!"

"I was hungry!"

"Oh my god..."

"My stomach was making the rumblies."

"What?!"

"That only octopus could satisfy."

"What's wrong with you Karma?"

"Well I kill teachers and I eat them, that's two things."

*insert sassy ending theme here*

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