As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? I think I wanted to be a cheerleader until I realize it didn't pay anything
As a child, what were your favorite activities? Twerking before anyone knew what it was
As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display? Hoe in the making
As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like? I was popular with the boys cause I let them see my mosquito bites
When and with whom was your first kiss? My mom
Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity? Ask your dad, sweetie :)
No really, ask him
Part 3: Past Influences
What do you consider the most important event of your life so far? I bet everyone answered 'going to college' but that's such a boring answer, the most important event of my life is having this writer who is the only reason I exist not completely murder me and let me keep living. THANK YOU.
Who has had the most influence on you? My mom, the way she spread her legs was LEGendary.
What do you consider your greatest achievement? Graduating high school
What is your greatest regret? Graduating high school
What is the most evil thing you have ever done? I've done too many things, but I guess you'll just have to wait to know ;)
Do you have a criminal record of any kind? DUI cause I'm an unstoppable disappointment
When was the time you were the most frightened? When I realized it wasn't all about me
What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you? Pft, what dO YOU MEANNNNN. NOTHING, OF COURSE.
If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why? Probably the lack of beating that I never gave Vicky.
What is your best memory? Every moment is a best memory.
Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions
Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic? I'm basically
What is your greatest fear? Aliens
What are your religious views? You really think any religion has a spot for me?
What are your political views? VOTE FOR NICOLE
What are your views on sex? Change it, do it
Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable? Kill what? the dance floor? CAUSE HUNTY I HAVE KILLED AND MURDERED AND WIPED OUT GENERATIONS WITH MY MOVEs
In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do? Not have love in their hearts :(
Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love? Oh, yeah. I LOVE love.
What do you believe makes a successful life? Probably not being a hoe.
How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)? I don't really care what people have to say, so I am very honest.
Do you have any biases or prejudices? HAHAHA YEEEAAAA LMAO
Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it? I would NEVER .... EVER. .... NEVER blow a guy. That is SO GROSS. (hmu tho)
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