Road Trip Interview - Sasha

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(HI GUYS! This interview is for a new character that appears later in the book. I originally posted this interview super late, too, and I decided to drag it back with the other interviews to keep things organized. It's okay if you skip this one until you meet the character and then come back to read it!)




Part 1: The Basics

What is your full name? Alexander Mikhail Bystrov

Where and when were you born? I was born in Russia, 1992

Who are your parents? Devora and Mikhail Bystrov

Do you have any siblings? I wish I didn't

Where do you live now, and with whom? USA, California. I live with Derek, he's some depressing gay boy

What is your occupation? Homeless

Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks. I don't know if I'm tall. I don't know how much I weight. I don't know what race I am. My hair is blonde and I can't see my own eyes so I don't know what color they are. I dress like I own clothes and I don't think I have any tattoos but I do have some scars.

To which social class do you belong? What does this mean

Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses? I hope so

Are you right- or left-handed? Neither, I'm not gay

What does your voice sound like? Like a stereotypical Russian

What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently? No, I don't know Donald Trump

What do you have in your pockets? Cheetos

Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics? Nope, I'm pretty normal


Part 2: Growing Up

How would you describe your childhood in general? My brothers beat me every chance they had because they felt like I wasn't manly enough. My dad beat me because my existence annoyed him. My mom watched. That was my childhood and it still is that way, but I'm no longer in that house anymore

What is your earliest memory? Eating Piroshki with my grandma

How much schooling have you had? I finished High School but never went into College

Did you enjoy school? Nope

Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities? I don't know any skills or abilities

While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them. The cheeto cat

While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family? We were a happy family and my siblings and I were best-friends

As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? Not dead

As a child, what were your favorite activities? Licking things

As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display? According to my parents, too many

As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like? I had one friend when I was a child, but he kept trying to have sex with my foreskin, so I stopped being his friend

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