(HI GUYS! This interview is for a new character that appears later in the book. I originally posted this interview super late, too, and I decided to drag it back with the other interviews to keep things organized. It's okay if you skip this one until you meet the character and then come back to read it!)
Part 1: The Basics
What is your full name? Alexander Mikhail Bystrov
Where and when were you born? I was born in Russia, 1992
Who are your parents? Devora and Mikhail Bystrov
Do you have any siblings? I wish I didn't
Where do you live now, and with whom? USA, California. I live with Derek, he's some depressing gay boy
What is your occupation? Homeless
Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks. I don't know if I'm tall. I don't know how much I weight. I don't know what race I am. My hair is blonde and I can't see my own eyes so I don't know what color they are. I dress like I own clothes and I don't think I have any tattoos but I do have some scars.
To which social class do you belong? What does this mean
Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses? I hope so
Are you right- or left-handed? Neither, I'm not gay
What does your voice sound like? Like a stereotypical Russian
What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently? No, I don't know Donald Trump
What do you have in your pockets? Cheetos
Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics? Nope, I'm pretty normal
Part 2: Growing Up
How would you describe your childhood in general? My brothers beat me every chance they had because they felt like I wasn't manly enough. My dad beat me because my existence annoyed him. My mom watched. That was my childhood and it still is that way, but I'm no longer in that house anymore
What is your earliest memory? Eating Piroshki with my grandma
How much schooling have you had? I finished High School but never went into College
Did you enjoy school? Nope
Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities? I don't know any skills or abilities
While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them. The cheeto cat
While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family? We were a happy family and my siblings and I were best-friends
As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? Not dead
As a child, what were your favorite activities? Licking things
As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display? According to my parents, too many
As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like? I had one friend when I was a child, but he kept trying to have sex with my foreskin, so I stopped being his friend
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