Mal's Texts

Evie

[3:00 P.M ]
Evie: EEEE!!!!
Mal: is squealing all you know how to do?
Evie: no! I'm just always excited about something!
Mal: what is it this time?
Evie: rude... Especially coming from a girl who breaks her promises...
Mal: what? I do not
Evie: last week. The dance. You were NOT there in one minute!
Mal: ..... Wow.... Are you serious?...
Evie: you didn't get there until almost 20 minutes in
Mal: sorry... Kind of hard to run in heels...
Evie: you get used to it
Mal: anyway, sorry. You're not mad about that, are you?
Evie: oh please. I don't get 'mad'
Mal: ha. You sure about that?
Evie: course. I don't get mad, I get Evie
Mal: I would hate to see you mad then..
Evie: yeah.... Watch out. Mad's a color, that doesn't blend with purple...
Mal: what does that even mean?
Evie: never mind. Back on topic!
Mal: oh yeah, what exactly was that topic?
Evie: On Valentine's Day...
Mal: yes?
Evie: I went on a date with Doug...
Mal: and?
Evie: we almost kissed!... Until he panicked..... But that means he's making progress!
Mal: oh my gosh, really?! Congratulations, E!
Evie: I know!!! After he started hyperventilating, I just kissed his check instead.
Mal: aw! That's cute
Evie: ... Are you Mal?....
Mal: what? Yes. Sorry. Don't know what happened there..
Evie: ... My Evie senses are picking up....
Mal: oh darn. Not the Evie senses..
Evie: oh, yes..... I sense..... A date.... SPILL!
Mal: ... How do you even know that that's what it was?... I mean seriously. You could be wrong..
Evie: could be... But am I?..
Mal: ...................... I hate you.......
Evie: I know! Now, spill!
Mal: I'll text you about it later..
Evie: like when?!
Mal: February 29th... Bye!