Mal's Texts

Doug

[5:15 P.M]
Mal: WHERE IS THAT FASHION OBSESSED PAIN?!?
Doug: where is the what?! Audrey?
Mal: ugh. EVIE!
Doug: oh... Um... Maybe.. At the mall in between the shoe store and clothes store, where the jewelry store is.... And maybe she is leaving right now to go get some new shoes...
Mal: .. That seems very specific... How do you know that?
Doug: *pfft* it's not like I have a tracking device, planted in her necklace, with the ability to hear her conversations... Because that would be weird..
Mal: ....... You're heard everything?...
Doug: ... Maybe...
Mal: so then you know why I'm looking for her...
Doug: I HEAR her conversations... Not read them... But I HAVE heard some of them...
Mal: at the moment, we're still talking... So I'm sure you have...
Doug: yeah... I did...
Mal: well, off to the mall.... Never thought I'd say that.... Hey, where's Ben?
Doug: I think he said something about going to the mall as well.... But I think he was going to the sports department, opposite end.
Mal: great... Well... Hope he leaves me alone this time... He broke up our fruit war.....
Doug: I'm so glad he did... Your over-shot hit me in the head..
Mal: I know... That wasn't a mistake...
Doug: why?!
Mal: for telling Evie to throw five apples at me!!
Doug: I didn't tell her five... I told her two...
Mal: ................. Bye....... >:( >:)
Doug: where is Evie when I need her most?
Mal: you're both in trouble, when I find you.....