Mal's Texts

Ben

[3:00 P.M]
Mal: hey... So... You still grounded?
Ben: my dad is considering un-grounding me... I don't know why..
Mal: I know why....
Ben: please tell me!
Mal: he's not going to, unless I tell you the truth... I suppose I have to say the truth then.... We had a long talk...
Ben: so.... What's the "truth"?
Mal: um... So... I like... Wasn't entirely broken...
Ben: WHAT?!?
Mal: I just... So... I have all these... Weird feelings.... Like.. I felt like smiling a lot and stuff... And then... I would have all these weird thoughts... Like... To quote a few..., "WHAT?! Audrey's your girlfriend?!... Why??.." And when you asked me out, "YYYAAAYYY!!!" Or like..... When you were going to kiss me, "Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee........ Oh! Reputation! Must turn head!" And I like.. Trapped them inside me... Then when you actually kissed me.... All my gross thoughts burst out, and I couldn't stop myself... Then I got control of them again, when you kidnapped my strawberries.... It was bad though. Like... I almost texted your dad.... That you were... *looks around and whispers* cute.... Which I totally don't think...
Ben: YOU SCARED ME!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
Mal: sorry.... But I have a reputation! I couldn't have people thinking.... I was like.... Secretly a girly girl inside.... ELCH!! Can you imagine the teasings from Jay?
Ben: I so want to be angry.... But I can't! Just don't do it again!!
Mal: oh believe me, I won't. I tried so hard not to.... Your dad said that if I didn't tell you, he wouldn't unground you... So you're welcome!
Ben: okay... I will see you tomorrow at school.... Don't be surprised if I get a little angry....
Mal: oh, you're cu.... I won't be! I'd imagine you would be.... Just don't turn into a beast on me.. Kay? ;)
Ben: fine.