Mal's Texts

Doug

[4:00 P.M]
Mal: how's that.... Mind thing... Coming?
Doug: good... Um.... I need help... So.... Cute.... Don't look...
Mal: ....... What?.....
Doug: got a problem.... Need to fix... Don't want to... Help!
Mal: um... Can't help unless I know what the problem is
Doug: so pretty......
Mal: .... Okay.... That's your problem...
Doug: ya huh...... Help me!!!! AH!! Fifnidjfodjfosmfidkfnkfid
Mal: .... Doug.... Just don't look her in the eye.... You always freak out when you do.
Doug: I'm not... She just keeps looking at me... And I freeze knowing she is looking at me...
Mal: ... Seriously?.....
Doug: yup. One second.... Need to go fetch the thing for the thing...
Mal: okay
Doug: okay. I'm back
Mal: good. Now, just causally walk away..
Doug: okay... NOT OKAY!! Got a... Problem..
Mal: just walk away...
Doug: fyrkhfjgkk
Mal: .... Walk...... Away...
Doug: gonna..... Hit... Collide.... Not good!!!
Mal: DOUG WALK AWAY!!!
Mal: Doug?....
Mal: Doug?!
Mal: DOUG!!! ARE YOU STILL CONSCIOUS?!??
Mal: ..... He's not.....