Mal's Texts

Evie

[7:00 A.M]
Evie: Merry Christmas!
Mal: same
Evie: "same?" M.... I know you're mad at me and everything... But really?
Mal: don't call me M
Evie: I've always called you M!
Mal: so?
Evie: please tell me why you're so mad at me! It's Christmas!!
Mal: I repeat..... So?
Evie: what did I tell?!?
Mal: you know
Evie: If I knew, I wouldn't be asking
Mal: well, you should know
Evie: I don't... Wait... GASP! You're mad at me for telling Jay that you're afraid of happily ever afters!
Mal: what makes you think that?
Evie: M, that was so long ago.. And you made it well known that you're not... So what's the big deal?
Mal: what did I say about calling me M?! Geez!
Evie: please tell me
Mal: fine. Yes, that's it
Evie: I'm so sorry! I didn't know that that would affect you so badly! And to be fair... Jay is the one who interrogated it out of me...
Mal: wait... Really?
Evie: duh! I'd never just tell anyone a secret!
Mal: wait.. So... This whole time.. I should've been mad at Jay?!?
Evie: yeah, pretty much
Mal: well..... Um.... Then...
Evie: yyyeeeesssss?
Mal: sorry....
Evie: it's all good. Or.. It will be...
Mal: oh gosh.... Don't you dare!
Evie: say it!
Mal: Merry Christmas....
Evie: more pep!
Mal: Merry Christmas!
Evie: much better. NOW you are forgiven.
Mal: well then, what are we waiting for?! Meet you in the cafeteria, to discuss how to payback Jay.
Evie: perfect!