Mal's Texts

Chad

[12:00 P.M]
Mal: CHAD!!!
Chad: what?
Mal: what have you done with Evie?? >:(
Chad: What?!
Mal: she's not answering her texts, and I can't find her anywhere.. So you kidnapped her or something!
Chad: why would I kidnap her?!
Mal: ooohhhh... When I get my hands on you.... Because.. I don't know! You're a jerk, you don't need a reason!
Chad: she is way too girly, and doesn't care about me! Why would I kidnap her?!
Mal: because... She's... Smart?
Chad: she put down all wrong answers on my homework now.. Maybe.. She's with Doug?
Mal: hhhmmmm... Don't think so. She always texts me gross stuff when she's with Doug... Like selfies.. And asks if her hair looks okay and other.. Girly things..
Chad: maybe she went somewhere with no wifi?
Mal: like where?
Chad: ummm... I noticed Doug's lab doesn't get very good wifi... And then there's the secret warehouse down the street, that Doug ALSO turned into a lab.. So she is definitely with Doug
Mal: why would she not tell me... Gasp!... Are she and Doug a secret thing?! Wait.. Too girly.. Never doing that again...
Chad: so.. Are we good?
Mal: no. I still hate you... But we're good in those matters..
Chad: oh good.. I don't want to die yet..