Mal's Texts

Ben

[9:30 P.M]
Ben: Hey, Mal!
Mal: hey! What's up?
Ben: not much.... Someone broke into my room, and snatched my phone.. Sending a friend into a series of panic attacks... And that person looked a lot like you... And just as cute.. No! Not important, Ben!
Mal: really? You think I'm cute? Hee Hee Hee... ACK! NO! DELETE! DELETE!!!
Mal: NO!! It sent!! WHHHYYY?!?
Ben: are you seriously TRYING to get me off topic?
Mal: are YOU trying to get ME off topic? Seriously...
Ben: wait... What were we talking about?
Mal: wait.. What was that topic?
Mal: awwwww... We think the same.. NO, MAL! GROSS!
Ben: awwww.... Wait.. Why were you stalking me in my room?!?! I just remembered...
Mal: oh... So... That's a long story....
Ben: I have LOTS of time..
Mal: okay.. Well.. Don't you have to tend to.. Kingly stuff?
Ben: fortunately, they all canceled.
Mal:... Yyyyyaaayyy..... *cough* okay... If you really want to know... I was... Um.. Looking for something..
Ben: for.. What.. Exactly?
Mal: ...um... I don't remember.. Talk later!
Ben: please!! Just tell me!!
Mal: make me...
Ben: I'm the king. And I can take pics of our conversation, and post them...
Mal: people already do that.
Ben: I could post this one... Where you acted all girly....
Mal: ... Well... People.. Will... Probably..
Ben: tell me, please?
Mal: sorry, no can do.. And you've got to work on your blackmail...
Ben: let me fetch a pic I have of you...
Mal: I've got nothing to hide!! Except for the stuff I've never told anyone...
Ben: well, the pic I have of you acting all girly says otherwise... And it was on our date..
Mal:... What..... Pic?....
Ben: just the one of you dancing around, singing to yourself...
Mal:... You were there?!... Wait.. You WEREN'T underwater?!..... And you had your cellphone with you in the water?!
Ben: I had it on the bank... And I am not able to breathe underwater forever...
Mal: well... I've never been swimming.. I didn't know how long people could go without air!!
Ben: and you look so cute in the picture..
Mal: I do? Like.. Really? You think so?.. I mean.. ELCH!
Ben: shall I post it?
Mal: no! Fine.. Okay........ So I was looking for... This... Wait, if I look pretty in that picture... Why am I worried about you posting it?
Ben: because you don't want everyone to fret..
Mal: yeah... I guess... So I was looking for your ring... It's a long story...
Ben: I don't understand..
Mal: yeah... It's a long.. And embarrassing story...
Ben: like I said, I have time.
Mal: I'll talk about it later.. Maybe... Evie's calling! Gtg!
Ben: get back here!!
Ben: Mal?
Ben: Mal?
Ben: MAL!!